Kadizzle has long suspected Jesus turned Republican. Look closely at this picture of the Jesus wagon. Click on it and you can see the big JESUS sticker on the side. Now Jesus has become very strange since he joined the Republicans. Jesus supports Trump, with all Trump's lying, con man tricks, tax cheating, pussy grabbing, and so on.
The Jesus wagon has all the pro life and religious stuff you would expect from a Hooplehead. Now here is where the rubber hits the road. Kadizzle talked to this disciple of Jesus yesterday and asked him if Jesus would approve of him going down highway 87 giving people his middle finger. Jesus Junior tried to explain that if someone suggested Trump be jailed for Trump's crimes giving them the finger was fine with Jesus.
Now we have entered some strange times. You can go to church after you voted for liars like Kari Lake, Donald Trump, and Blake masters. You can be assured that Jesus approves of cheats like Donald Trump and Kari. How does that work?
The old Jesus who seemed like a socialist seemed a lot kinder. Kadizzle remembers pictures in Sunday school with little kids flocked around him. The new Jesus wants to take school lunches away from hungry little kids. Kadizzle could never imagine a picture of the old Jesus at church giving the finger to anyone. You might have thought on the cross Jesus would have given the finger to the Romans, but no. Jesus said " Forgive them for they know not what they do". Well maybe that is what we have to do for the guy driving the Jesus wagon. Forgive him for he knows not what he does, along with 71 million other Trump voters. Hope the old Jesus comes back.
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