Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Can you teach a Hooplehead to read?

Did you ever notice intelligent people read intelligent things? What do the Hooples read? Most likely nothing, they watch Fox and Listen to some Rush Limbaugh like idiot. 

One thing Kadizzle has discovered is you cannot pay a hooplehead to read something of substance. Today Heather Cox Richardson has written one of her excellent topics about the inmates taking over the asylum. Bent on destruction the far right gang has been given by McCarthy the steering wheel. 

The Hooples love drama of the three stooges kind. Stooges like Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) have been given key assignments. She is on the Homeland Security Committee. Republicans would have no problem letting the stewardess fly the plane if she offered the pilot sex. That is how you get a vote in the Republican Party today. 

The Hooples could read about the inner workings of the imploding Republican Party, but no they prefer cartoons. 

The amazing thing is Republicans have now been blackmailed into giving the most crazy people good assignments. A year ago the nut cases were thrown off committees, now they have been upgraded. 

Let the janitor do the surgery. So once you put a monkey behind the controls of a train what do you think will happen? Monkeys love mayhem, and we are about to get it in bushels. 

Bored senseless last night Kadizzle reviewed the final days of Hitler's demise. History is another weakness of the Hooples. Hitler's helpers had a problem burning his body. His chaufer could not find gasoline to burn him. Syphoning gas out of bombed cars ended up being the solution. It was no simple job they had to use well over fifteen gallons of gas. Surely they complained about the price of gas Biden caused. The wife of one of the top ranking people with Hitler insisted they kill her children  so the children would not be embarrassed when the world became normal. The number of people who committed suicide was astounding when Hitler lost the war. 

So the Germans followed their version of Donald Trump. How's that working for ya, Germany?  Of course Russia had Stalin, another Trumper, but the Hooples know nothing of History. 

Ignorance is the fertilizer of the Tea Party gang. Fiction is far more fun than reality. You tell little kids lies, and made up stories. Same works for the Hoopleheads. As a young child Kadizzle remembers older brothers and sisters using scare tactics to get us little kids to behave. There were ghosts in the attic, and killers roamed the ally. Eventually we figured out we were being lied to. Hooples never figure it out. 

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