Kadizzle involved in Murder for hire

Today Old Kadizzle decided to go on a pheasant hunt over where the motorcycle gang in Stanton has their lair. They have some good pheasant land. So Kadizzle called the leader of the gang to get permission to hunt. You can hunt he said, but you have to commit a murder for me. Reluctantly Kadizzle agreed to do a drive by shooting, or what would be in this case a walk by shooting. It seems Big Daddy Kerns doesn't like beavers. Apparently this comes from time he spent in Minot where the school mascot was the beaver. According to Big Daddy, the school had a Miss Beaver pageant, and other Beaver related celebrations. Big Daddy claims he was stood up by Miss Beaver on a date, and has not liked beaver since. So in order to hunt Big Daddy says we have to fire some buckshot at the beavers by the river. In high school nothing was more fun than beaver hunting, but is something you outgrow, but today, it looks like we are going to have to let the little tree munching scoundrels have it for Big Daddy.

John Stewart shoots one up Fox News ass

Advertise you are stupid

Advertise you are stupid, some people might claim Lord Kadizzle does it every day. This morning Kadizzle, or I should say The Commander received a right wing email. It was some right wing dinger making a big deal of the fact that Obama did not cross his heart during the pledge of allegiance. The whole controversy is a worn out urban myth. Kadizzle could not resist the temptation to reply to the Glenn Beck style idiocy. Kadizzle explained to the sender that the recipient list at the top of the email might give people the impression Kadizzle subscribed to the stupidity. Kadizzle did not want his name on the idiot list. When an email like that arrives it is like an advertisement of who the stupid people are in the community. Kadizzle would rather not be listed.

Health Care 101 for Hoopleheads

If I proposed to you that I was going to reduce the price of eggs from six dollars a dozen to two dollars a dozen, most people would not ask "How will I be able to afford eggs?'. However, the Republicans have sold the Hoopleheads on this notion. Every country in the world with socialized medicine provides better health care at about one third the cost of our lousy system, yet the Hoopleheads believe we cannot afford cheaper health care. Ironically of all organizations my facts are backed up by the CIA Fact Book. Hooples don't care about numbers, facts, or figures. Hooples listen to people like Glenn Beck, and Rush. Hooples believe that if a lot of people believe something it is true, or if they read something they like it is true. Reality rarely penetrates the mind of a Hoople. Ethanol is a classic case of a Hoople brain at work. Gasoline is a little cheaper with ethanol, but you also get poorer mileage. The Hooples notice the price, but don't realize it gets them nowhere because of the poor mileage. Hooples are what makes a magic show work.

Long walk and a long shot,

Jasper Littlebottem let her 20 gauge roar. She shot the bird in the beak. The bird flew away like there was no problem. A half mile away Kadizzle found the dead bird in the brush. An amazing shot, an amazing find, and now dinner in the pot. Today may be another round of hunt the pheasant. Shot one over the Knife River yesterday and had to fish the poor soul out of the water. Kadizzles gun Table Meat is an amazing piece of equipment. You just get it going and it does the rest. Truly it is an automatic. Often Kadizzle pulls the trigger thinking it is hopeless and down the enemy Jap planes come. Would War II would have been over in no time if they had been using Benilli's.

Kadizzle VS Pheasants today

Old Kadizzle is shot up pretty bad with back pain, but he may take the old Commander out with Shanika to do some hunting. Shanika has been our old hunting buddy for years. Shanika will bring one of his many dogs witch will be handy. Hopefully the Kadizzle clan will be able to return to the southwest with Shanika in a few weeks for one more good hunt. Kadizzle is not the killing type, but one must keep in mind that the Pheasant is not native to our country. Shooting a pheasant is actually dealing with illegal immigration from China. The other nice thing about pheasants is you only shoot the males. Supposedly one male can take care of ten females. Apparently the pheasants are Mormons.

Hoopleheads and Facts don't mix

Lord Kadizzle has developed a bad habit of arguing with Hoopleheads on blogs. One thing that is as predictable as the sun rising is how a Hooplehead will react when you back them into a corner with facts. Without exception the Hoople will say your source is unreliable. If you cite the New York Times, the Hoople will call it a left wing rag or something derogatory. Kadizzle stumbled across what he thought was a bullet proof source for the Hooples. It turns out the CIA publishes a fact book. It is called THE CIA FACTBOOK. Lo and behold when Kadizzle used facts from the CIA, the Hoople claimed it was biased. Of course the Hooples easily forget the CIA was used by Cheney to justify going into Iraq. If you take the time to peruse the CIA fact book you will find the United States ranks very poorly in the world in many categories. The Hooples insist we are number one in everything and don't have much truck with the CIA saying otherwise. Ironically Kadizzle was put onto the factbook in regard to the health care debate. The CIA figures show what bad shape our country is really in compared to the rest of the world for health care. This drives the Hooples nuts.

Kadizzle expert Deer Tracker

This is Scott with his Buck
On the way back from Fargo the cell phone rang. It was Scott and he wanted Kadizzle to come up to Lake Sakakawea in the Dark on Mallard Island and help him find a deer he shot with a bow. Kadizzle fortunately realized the folly of this venture and said no. However, Kadizzle and The Commander did journey to the island in the morning to track down the deer. Scott was excited he had shot good sized buck and badly wanted to find it. Scott thought the deer did not get far, but Kadizzle suspected it made it some distance. With his expert tracking skills Kadizzle found a blood spot about four hundred yards from where Scott made his shot. Kadizzle had the right trail and Scott found another blood spot in another fifty yards. Kadizzle walked by the expired deer once withing about 75 feet. Scott finally spotted it and we put it in the boat and returned to the mainland. It was about a two hour effort, but an interesting way to spend the morning.