Thursday, January 26, 2023

Every Luxery

 Over a year ago we moved into our new home in Payson, AZ.  Since then we have gradually made sure we have every luxury two older people want. The kitchen is bigger than we need with still empty drawers, and cabinets. The temperature works on a smart thermostat. Buttons control everything even the blind on the huge window in the bedroom. 

Two days ago Kadizzle got the ultimate luxury. After continual pestering by his family the old goat got hearing aids. No more "What" or please repeat. One of the greatest things is the phone broadcast a bluetooth signal right into the hearing aids. 

Bulletin for the Hoopleheads.  Being paranoid is a favorite Hoople passtime and one of their favorites is " the government is listening to me".  Surely the government can pick up the hearing aid radio signal. Now the government will know everything Kadizzle hears. When Kadizzle hears what the dingers are doing, the government will know. Pity the poor government people who have to listen to Kadizzle and the Hooples. Kadizzle does not even know what he will have for breakfast, but soon he may. Will the government hear the eggs frying. The real question is what would the government do with the information. It could be classified and put in Bidens garage or Trumps bung hole.

So here we go, another day.  It will be a gambling day. The simple minded will have a great deal of fun slowly or quickly giving away their money. If you want to hear delusion talk to someone who claims to win gambling. Money that could be spent for civic improvement goes up in flames. The same Hoopleheads that bitch about gas prices don't blink when they light a hundred dollar bill on fire. 

Kadizzle read the NYT today. A scary article wrote about the possibility of Trump running again.  Will the Hoopleheads shoot their other foot off? The Hooples talk about all the great things Trump did, but they are pressed to name anything. One thing Trump did for sure was triple the deficit with his tax cuts for the rich. Explain that Tea Party. 

There is still a skifle of snow on the ground. What is a skifle? You can guess. Sometimes Kadizzle does what the Hooples do, he just make up what he needs. Kadizzle needed a word for a little bit of snow, just made up the word skifle. It sounded right. That is how the Hooples do it. If you need something, just make it up. Incidentally that is how the word Kadizzled got started. Ed was playing Mexican Train and he said " I am Kadizzled".  Now the word has spread, and others claim the origin, but Kadizzle can assure you Ed started the word. 

Today's lecture: You know what you know, and you don't know what you don't know. The problem for Hoopleheads is they can't sort out what they know and what they don't know. A good Hooplehead thinks he knows Trump won the election, but Trump lost. The Hoople doesn't know what he doesn't know. The key to knowing most things is to test your knowledge. You don't really know a flame is hot until you get burnt.  You don't really know how devious and dumb Trump is until you see him selling trading cards, or cheating at golf. 

Now what you don't know. Really you don't know what is on Hunter Biden's laptop. Nor do you know what is in the classified documents under everyone's bed. 

Admitting you don't know something is hard, but it is crucial. Once you drop over dead you don't know what happens next. Simple solution, make something up. That will get you in a lot of trouble and can be expensive. If you are a Mormon it will cost you ten percent, and most churches do not sell fantasy for free. 

George Santos the most recent champion liar of the Republican Party sold the ill informed a bill of goods, and refuses a refund. Santos lied about everything he could, just like Trump, Kari Lake, Eli, and the rest of the gang. Santos pushed the limit on lying. What did he discover? Santos discovered you lie even more than Trump and no one would notice. What Santos figured out was you could lie to both sides. Imagine him in court he could lie for the prosecution or the defense. Santos figured why just lie to the Republicans. Santos had lies for the Democrats, and different lies for the Republicans. A good liar can raise money. One thing Santos perfected was the costume.  The NYT did an entire article on how Santos dressed to make himself believable. Good psychopaths know that trick. Trump has all the trapping of a guy with money, but he does not have the money, that is why he has to cheat college kids, and bilk the Hooples. 

Looks like a cold windy day. Have a good day and if it serves you to just make something up do it. If you need help call Jeff B, or Frank. 


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