Gay in Payson, AZ

One thing you would never expect in a redneck cowboy town is a retreat for gay people, but the number of gay people we have met for a small town seems strange. The second thing is how tolerant the right wing Hooples are in general. Of course all the Hooples will make some snide remarks, but they are actually nice to the gay people, and like them. Not sure what all this means. 

Now there is a flip side to this, that you get to hear at the Tea Party meetings. Anti Gay still sells big for the Hooples. If you go to a Tea Party meeting to give a talk to rile up the Hooples you need to say something about the " groomers".  Who are the groomers? Everyone should know gay people like nothing better than teaching young people the art of being gay. The Hoopleheads insist public school teachers are grooming young people to join the legions of gay people. Now think about it. No matter how much you wanted to you could not teach a white person to be a black person. However, the Hoopleheads think teachers can have after school classes on the art of being gay. 

Scaring people is always a favorite to the Tea Party. Throwing the idea out that schools are dangerous because of groomers is just what a good Hooplehead wants to hear. One great thing about this strategy is you can use it to fund private schools, and religious schools. To protect your kids send them to a religious school. Wait, wait, wait, what if it is a Catholic Religious school and the priest is not a groomer, but a pedophile? Private schools are not allowed to have groomers, so don't worry. 

Somehow teaching real history apparently leads to homosexuality. So among the dangers you have to mention at the Tea Party meeting is the danger of Critical Race Theory.  Who knows what in the hell that is, but it must be bad, because the guy at the Tea Party meeting running for a position in they lying party said so. 

For better or worse gay people have money.  Now are you going to refuse to sell a car to a gay person if you can make a few grand doing it? Of course not. When you become friends with the gay guy you sold the car to you say " He is not so bad after all".  It is sort of like going to school with black kids, or muslim kids. Again that is why we need private schools to keep our children away from people who are different.  We all know different is dangerous. If everyone would be just like grandpa and use the N word freely things would be better. Well look at good old Trump, we know and love.  Remember how he called African countries shit holes. That is the kind of guy we need teaching our kids, a redneck groomer. How many teachers do you know that have a "Go Brandon" flag or a Confederate flag on their truck? We need to get the groomers out of school and replace them with teachers carrying guns. Of course the NRA has gone one better and now the six year olds carry guns and shoot the teacher. 

Kadizzle would have done so much better in school if he had a gun. Imagine when the teacher came back to Kadizzle and handed him a paper with a red F.  If Kadizzle had pointed his handgun at the teacher and said " Are you sure you got that grade right?'.  Surely that F would have turned into an A.  Improving grades is simple, arm the students.