Sunday, December 18, 2022

They ae spying on me

If you listen carefully you can always find the latest buzz going through the minds of the Hooples. Recently Kadizzle has randomly spoken with some Hoopleheads. Lately the right wing media has been pumping the Hooples full of the idea the government is spying on them. An old gay Hoople said the government was intruding on his video chat. Another Hoople warned how Alexa spies on you.  Last but not least was the person who said they did not want the government controlling their thermostat.  

Paranoia is the water that quenches the thirst of idiots. Fox News, and all the other right wing sales agents always feature some " The government is after you" plot.  Why do the Hooples like to think someone is after them. Of course someone is always after their gun. Another sub plot is someone is after their money, guess who. Yup, it is the welfare cheats. 

Now imagine what a massive effort it would be to spy on everyone. Thousands of people, maybe millions would have to be sitting somewhere listening to all the Alexa's in the world. Sadly what would they hear? They would hear the TV in the background, and maybe some family fights, along with a whole lot of nothing. That makes no difference, it is fun to think the government cares what you are doing. 

Now flip the coin. The local Hoopleheads searched the internet to find everything they could about Kadizzle. What did they do with the information? The Hooples twisted and lied about what they found. Now listen closely. If you are just going to make stuff up about people what need do you have to gather real information?  The Hooples themselves ignore real information, like all the facts indicating their favorite con man is a scoundrel. Information in the world of the Hooples is meaningless. Remember "Fake News". 

Cults rely on people who are highly capable of ignoring reality. The Trump cult has been the best display of this since Hitler. In World War Two the Japanese were operating on a Tea Party like cult atmosphere. It was the emperor who told young men to commit suicide in kamikaze planes. The current emperor Donald wants the cult to commit economic suicide buying Trump cards. 

Back to the government spying on us. Most of us lead boring lives. If the government knew where the cookies were hidden in our house, what would they do with the information? The government has spied legally on Donald Trump. Agents went to his nest and found condemning material. Nothing will happen to Trump. Another thing the government might have trouble with in court. How did you get the information someone ask? Oh, we heard it on Kadizzle's Alexa. Oh no, now everyone knows we listen to them.  When you put any Hooplehead paranoid idea to a logical test it quickly falls apart. That doesn't matter. Children learn very early the fun of fantasy. The children at the Tea Party are there to hear the fairy tales of right wing fear and how the "Radical Liberals" are coming to get your cookies. 

Part II:  Kadizzle cannot resist reviewing an old W.C. Fields clip. You cannot help but see Trump when you watch the old comedian. Fields was such an upfront fraud, and he had a dozen ways to get away with it. Trump selling his silly cards is a trick W.C. Fields would have loved. In the latest clip Kadizzle watched someone called him a tarfluffle.  W.C. Fields had no idea what a tarflufle was. A tarflufle is an imposter, just like Trump. W.C. ask the man insulting him if there are male and female tarflufles.  Just like Trump yelling fake news. Frank, take some time to review the old W.C. Fields movies and you will see what Trump would have looked like back in the old days. 

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