We just finished watching the grandchildren open Christmas presents via facetime. What has the world come to?
For Christmas Kadizzle put lie detectors under the tree of every Hooplehead. When someone tells a lie the detectors flash lights, buzz, and give out a wail. Imagine the noise and frenzy at the next Tea Party meeting when Kari Lake, or Blake masters shows up. Of course the lie detectors come with fuses in case you go to a Trump rally.
The nice thing about the lie detectors is you can set it in front of the TV. Turn on Fox News and listen to it buzz and wail.
A favorite gift the grandchildren got was a karaoke machine. Kadizzle got his favorite Hooples a Republican karaoke machine. You push a button and it says " What about..?". Then you say Hunter Biden's laptop or Obama, or the money Biden got from China. It comes with a whole bunch of right wing phrases. The machine even has a fake news setting. You read from the newspaper anything about Trump, Kari Lake or a good Republican and the karaoke machine automatically yells " Fake News".
Kadizzle put some truth serum in the Donald's stocking and a dose in Kari Lake's. It is labeled as Maple Syrup. Imagine their shock when they open their mouth and say " We lost fair and square".
Hopefully the judge at Kari Lake's recent trail will give her attorneys the bill for the fakery. Once lying and deceit have a price tag the Donald and Kari may want to cut back. Fox News could get a whopping bill for lying about the voting machines. If the hooples paid attention they would know Hannity admitted Trump lost and knew Trump was lying all along.
In the old days Santa used to put coal in your stocking if you were bad. Looks like Santa put the truth in some Republican stockings.
Guess what Kadizzle got for Anonymous, and Unknown? Name, tags. Now they no longer have to be embarrassed when they write something. They can use their real names.
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