One more time

 The Earth spun around and it is another day. The fellow down at the Jesus thrift store says the Earth rotates on two axis. Kadizzle knows one axis brings us another day. Maybe that other axis takes us from morning until noon. 

A skiffle of snow fell last night. Not much in the Payson roundup except we are winning the drug contest. Payson has twice the overdose rate of most of Arizona. Once you are busted flat from living on substandard wages the last paycheck you use to buy an overdose. 

Kadizzle is amazed at the Sackler family and how they made billions creating the opioid problem. Small drug dealers go to prison, the Sacklers go to the art galleries they funded. 

Big lairs also do better than small ones. Trump and Fox showed how lying big time pays way better than small lies. 

Winky is down at the lake. Kadizzle is home alone. Today is casino day and Kadizzle will get to see the Hoopleheads being robbed. Watching simple minded Hooples pour their social security checks into the slot machines is painful. 

An old friend was going to fund his retirement with lottery tickets. Didn't work to well. The big winners are the warriors. The Apaches have a very nice recreation center here they built with Hoople money. So maybe after they get their pockets cleaned the Hoopleheads can go to the warrior pool and get their skin cleaned. 

The big science news is the breakthrough with energy. Fusion may be on the horizon. It will shake up the world. Most likely Kadizzle will never live to see it, but you can be sure the Republicans will be against it for several reasons. First, any change is against going the favorite direction of Republicans, backwards. Republicans love pollution, big oil companies and lobbyist to bribe them. Fusion is complicated and Republicans prefer simple things like sex rings or Hunter Bidens laptop. They can understand a conspiracy theory, but Frank will have trouble understanding fusion. 

This brings us to a story in North Dakota. A classic Hooplehead story. One of the call in radio stations in North Dakota was discussing the time zones in North Dakota. It was always a problem. The Missouri River splits North Dakota in half and that was the time zone line. That situation created a lot of chaos. Kadizzle worked on Central Time, and Mrs. Kadizzle and the kids lived on Mountain time. The clock on one side of the bed was an hour earlier than the other.  All the coal mines and power plants operated on Central time even though they were actually on Mountain time. It was a mess. 

Back to the story. An old Hooplehead woman from Dickinson called the radio station and said " We are in the middle of a drought, and they want to add another hour of daylight?".  You often wonder how the mind of  a Hooplehead works, but this may explain it. A Hooplehead will generally look for a simple explanation to a complex problem. Usually it backfires. The classic is creating prosperity by giving the rich more money. That inherently makes no sense, but eh Hoopleheads suck it up.