Rock Hunt

Mrs. Kadizzle once told old Kadizzle we were moving to Arizona to get away from yard work. What she did not say the new yard would be our rock collection. Yesterday we played find a rock and bring it home. That was day two of rock hunt. Mrs. Kadizzle is in love with pretty rocks. Pretty rocks have green moss growing on them. The weight of the yard has increased by at least ten tons. Big rocks, small rocks, and a big rock with a hole in the middle. Mrs Kadizzle came home and reported she found a rock with a blast hole. Of course we brought it home to make a fountain out of the rock. It weight about 250lbs, but we struggled and now we have one more precious rock.

Mrs. Kadizzle is up early and going to head down to the lake for a few days. Kadizzle got up in the middle of the night to get the Payson Roundup. No opinion page. What? Maybe the Hooples will report on Friday. 

In the background Kadizzle can hear the wife listening to a commentator. The woman is amazed as is Kadizzle how the Hoopleheads can spin yesterday's news. Trump is the victim of a witch hunt. Hunting witches with facts is a new sport. Trump is doing his best to whip up some diversions, and of course the Trump lickspittles are right there to yell fake news. St. Trump is a piece of work. 

The poor Hoopleheads are under attack. The truth is raining down on them. The Arizona liars, Kari Lake, and that bunch of deniers are having their last breath in court. St. Donald is on the ropes, and of course we are frightened about the immigrants making their way toward our sandwiches. 

With all this bad news the Hooples can get each other the greatest Christmas present. Imagine the smile on a Hoopleheads face if he found a pack of Trump trading cards under the tree. Frank, and Jeff B. can now trade the Trump cards Maybe Frank will have to give Jeff B. two cards with the lasers coming out of Trump's eyes, for one of Trump in a superman suit. Oh, the fun Frank and Jeff B. will have. Just imagine those two on Christmas morning with their Trump pajamas on. A tree decorated with a Go Brandon flag on top, or maybe a Trump angel. No doubt they will get new gun holsters and lots of ammo to shoot the "Radical Left " when they attack. The stockings will be stuffed with Trump bumper stickers and Trump 2024 flags. It will be glorious. Don't forget with the Trump cards you get a chance to have dinner with St. Trump.  Frank, and Jeff B. could have dinner with Trump and he could tell them lies right then and there. Could it be any better?If Frank, and Jeff B. win the dinner with Trump maybe they can go in the restroom where Trump has hidden classified documents. 

No doubt Trump will show them all the classified information about Hunter Biden's laptop. They will pee their pants anticipating their return to Payson to tell the Tea Party about their adventure in the Kingdom of the Donald. They might get to play a round of golf with the Donald and watch him cheat.