The Earth spun, the sun rose, and the Kadizzles are about to embark on year two on the planet Payson. Generally speaking the aliens on the planet are great people. We have made many new friends. New neighbors show up at our door with home made cookies. The Kadizzles have been invited to some great diners. Some close neighbors love to cook. Does it get any better?
People on this planet are outdoors people, hunters, four wheelers, hikers, bikers, and walkers. This is not the desolate plain we left. Out the door across the street and you are in a vast wilderness where you can see 9,000 ft. mountains. Elk roam through the yard along with the coyotes and javalina.
Something is always going on here. It might be at the rodeo grounds, or down at the Green Valley Park. This is not the boring dead town we left.
Of course there is a terrible Hooplehead infestation, but that is just another bit of fun to observe and mess with the Hooples. When ever you need some excitement you can poke a stick in the beehive of the Hoopleheads. The Hooples here are a much meaner bread when they get riled. However, if you give a Hoople here a little humor and a chance you can get close enough to pet them.
Probably the best thing about this planet is the proximity to other planets. Planet Roosevelt lake is where we have the Earth Module parked for the winter. In an hour we can be at the Earth Module in a different atmosphere. Planet Phoenix is just down the road as close as Bismarck used to be. Phoenix is a sprawling mess of old people. Phoenix is the largest nursing home in the universe. Old goats drive and cause wrecks for fun. Planet Phoenix can supply just about any need to us up here in the mountains.
The weather is the main reason old goats, and outdoor goats come this way. The climate is hard to beat. Most Americans do not comprehend Arizona is not all desert. Arizona, New Mexico, and Utah have any biosphere you want. Arizona has skiing, forest, and dense jungle like vegetation if you know where to look. Most people who visit Arizona go to the rotten desert, and never see the other places.
Kadizzle used to think only cakes, wimps, and geezers ran south in the winter, but like a Republican liar Kadizzle now has to justify his new planet.
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