Emil called today and said he was going down on the protest line. Kadizzle does not like him to be there alone. At 1:00 Kadizzle joined Emil down on the corner. Kadizzle told Emil he was going up the street aways to see if he could lure the hornets out of their nest. The Trump Cult guys have special yellow T shirts that make them look like hornets. As Kadizzle was standing there in front of the Trump signs put out by the Republicans near the sidewalk the little fellow with big dreams of going to Trump heaven pulled into the hornet nest. Kadizzle said something to him with the bull horn. Later brave man said Kadizzle scared him so bad he almost wrecked.
A dream come true, Kadizzle looked over and here come the hornets. Two old ladies, and Mr. Sawded Off and Short. As predicted the hornets would have to come out with a sign. The old hornet lady had a sign that said " Village Idiot". Under that was an arrow to point at Kadizzle. Now the fun began. Kadizzle got to explain to the delusional Trump hornets all about Trump's crimes. Kadizzle got to ask the women about pussy grabbing, and Trump's three marriages. The old hornet lady with the sign kept making a mistake and pointing it at Sawed Off.
Next the junior bumblebee came out with her phone taking videos. This is even better. If she plays the videos to the other hornets they will get to hear about Trump's crimes and theft of classified information. Junior Bumblebee said Kadizzle was infringing on Republican land, which was insane. Their headquarters was over a hundred yards away. Junior Bumblebee loves to call the police on our protest. The police know by now how much lying the hornet gang does. Junior told the police Kadizzle came into their headquarters. Kasdizzle never left the sidewalk.
Emil was down the street a ways and when Kadizzle got back to him the police showed up. They said what we were doing was fine and that Sawed off said Kadizzle almost made him wreck. The Republicans have cried wolf so many times the police know they have no credibility. Next the police had to go over to the hornet nest and explain to them that Emil and Kadizzle were not breaking any laws.
The Trump hornets like free speech except when it involves the truth. Then free speech requires you to call the police. The Democrats have never made a police report about the Republicans.
All's well that ends well. Dazed and confused the hornets went back to their nest to regroup. Kadizzle will bet the Trump hornets will cook up something. By lying to the police all the time they have painted themselves in a corner.
Maybe the Republican gun guys will show up next. Kadizzle asked Sawed Off where his gun was. Sawed Off flexed his arm muscle and said " This is my gun".
Now all this reminds Kadizzle of an old camp song.
My brother Bill has a still on the hill
Where he whips up a gallon or two
My uncle Nort is Sawed of and short
But you give him a pint and he thinks he's a giant.
With that good old mountain dew.
America is a great country. When you can have so much fun in front of Republican Headquarters teasing the hornets, it just gets no better. You get to stand in front of their Trump propaganda with a " Jail Trump " sign. Freedom is a great thing, and that is what the Trump gang wants to take away from everyone. For some strange reason they want a dictator that lies to them. Trump turned on Pence, Bill Barr, his attorney, and so many others who broke with his lies. Even the judges he appointed have ruled against his fraud. Are the hornets really that stupid to think Trump will be loyal to them? Once Trump is King he will shovel money to the rich like he already has and bilk the poor with lies and taxes. You cannot save the hornets from themselves.
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