Ok, Frank, and the other right wing Hooples has Kadizzle got a present for you. Kadizzle has figured out and tested a way to beat the casino. If you are a good Hoople you must feed the slot machines periodically. The machines are set up so if you stay there long enough, you will lose. This entire system requires you to get up and leave at the right moment. If you do not have the mental capacity to get out of the chair and leave, then read no further.
Here is how it works. Kadizzle has checked with a PHD in math to make sure this works. On Tuesday if you are a local gambling Hooplehad you know the casino will give you $20 to gamble once you have put your $20 into the slot machine. So lets go. If you put a total of $40 into a slot machine, the slot machine is programmed to give you back $36. So you put in $40 and the slot machine gives you back $36. Slowly the slot machine robs you, but if you quit after you have put in the $40 dollars, half of which was the casino money, that means you walk out with $16 dollars of the casino's money. If you go an inch past the original $40 you will eventually have your pockets cleaned. YOU must be able to GET UP and walk out.
Now you must understand statistics. The slot machine will work towards the average of paying you back 90%. That means the more pulls you have or spins the more likely you are to get towards the average. This means for your $20 dollars and the casino's $20 dollars you need to get the maximum pulls. $20 dollars will get you 80 pulls on a quarter machine. You must not play anything but the minimum. Do not try to enhance your winnings by upping the odds. So for $40 dollars you will get $160 spins. Remember you are going for the average. Sometimes you will walk out with $8 other times you may walk out with $55 like Kadizzle did the last time. Kadizzle has used this system 14 times on Tuesdays. So he is making 14 times 16. Kadizzle has not lost yet with this system. There is a way to juice this system. If you think about it you will figure it out. Once this scheme spreads, if it does the Casino will stop it. However, the casino is relying on your stupidity. That is why you are there in the first place. The casino is betting you will not be able to walk away at $40. More than likely they are right. Hoopleheads are Hoopleheads because they do not understand math. That is why they are such easy pickings for the Republicans. The Republicans have robbed the Hoopleheads blind with the tax system, just like the Casion robs them. It is simple math, but fooling the Hooples is just too easy.
An important note. When you play the casino's money you must cash out every time you win. If you win fifty cents, cash out. Do not play with any of the money you win. You may walk to the cashier with ten winning tickets ranging in value from fifty cents to forty dollars, but cash out each time you win anything to make this system work. Also cash out once you meet the requirement of spending twenty of your own dollars.
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