Mistakes of Kadizzle

Sometimes Kadizzle goes back and actually reads what he wrote on this mess. For those who think Kadizzle cannot spell and failed English class you are right. Kadizzle did not fail, but came close. There are mistakes and misspellings in these writings. The reason the quality is poor is what Kadizzle gets paid. Nothing is the answer, Kadizzle gets not a cent out of these rants. Most are typed at the speed of light, and the thought process is about the same. Kadizzle always works like the Russians. You pretend like you pay me, and I'll pretend like I work. 

Now for a bit of real irony. Kadizzle hated English teachers, and English class. One English teacher Miss Ball was absolutely insane. Miss Ball would pretend like she was cutting the grass with a lawnmower between the isles of the desk. Once in awhile Miss Ball would tell a student to get the porcelain dog a drink of water. The student would go out of the room and get a cup of water. As the student held the cup up to the mouth of the dog on Miss Balls desk she would slurp like the dog was drinking and then say thank you. Nonetheless she did impart a few things. Of course we had to diagram sentences, which made no sense at all to Kadizzle. Miss Ball was so old that she had taught Kadizzle's mother and all his brothers and sisters. Once she asked Kadizzle why he was so stupid when all his siblings had some sense. 

Miss Meek was the other nasty English teacher. Unmarried English teachers were dangerous for young boys. Back to Miss Ball for a moment. Once Benny's grandmother said about Miss Ball " All she needs is a good .....".  It involved sex. Benny lived with his grandmother. Kadizzle remembered a couple things from granny. The other famous quote was " Don't let your little head think for your big one." Back to Miss Meek. Kadizzle's grandpa got up on a Sunday and had a few snorts to start the day.  Miss Meek was walking to Church in her Sunday best and Grandpa sprayed her with the hose while he was watering the flowers. The incident never helped Kadizzle pass Miss Meek's English class. Miss Meek held Kadizzle's grades hostage at graduation, and as Kadizzle walked across the stage to get his high school diploma he was not sure if it would be an empty folder. 

Back to the irony.  Some of the stuff must have sunk in. Many people have told Kadizzle he is a good writer. Just yesterday someone asked him to do some writing. Meek and Miss Ball would so somersaults in their grave if they knew how Kadizzle's writing has turned out. A hometown widespread blog has published at least ten of Kadizzle's stories. Kadizzle has had stories published in company magazines, sailing magazines, and in a few other places. When Kadizzle got to college he about collapsed when he got an A in the college English class. Now be aware, Kadizzle has never mastered punctuation, but most people are smart enough go figure out it is the content, not the punctuation. Readers would be in deep water if it were not for modern spell check and other computer help. 

So thank you for the people willing to go along with this mess. One final note. Writing has been a critical part of Kadizzle's career. Fortunately the world is peopled with people who could not write granny a thank you note. This meant on an industrial basis where Kadizzle would do ghost writing for dolts it helped him a lot. Kadizzle wrote up the company side of arbitration cases for the simple minded boss who could not. The boss took credit. Kadizzle wrote up hundreds of weekly " Safety Topics".  They were supposed to be about safety, but were entertaining. It was like a weekly newsletter for the coal mine. 

The problem with English teachers is they cannot see the forest for the trees. If the teachers would ignore the spelling and the little things and concentrate on the actual content, then young boys could enjoy writing. Trying to stop, but want to say one more thing.

College was different. The college English instructor was really a writing instructor. An assignment by the professor was to write in a journal every day. The instructor said to write about whatever you want. When nothing happened Kadizzle just made something up. It was lying for credit, something like what Trump does. Look where lying got Trump. Every college should teach a class on creative lying. Then anyone could be president of do well in the Republican Party.