Kadizzle would love to go to the next Hooplehead Tea Party meeting and distribute copies of the New York Times article today about Mr. Pillow. Mike Lindell is the mother of all grifters and the twin of Trump for ripping off the simple minded. Does it get any better than lying to stupid people and getting paid for it? The first to recognize the gold mine in stupidity were TV evangelist. They knew you could bilk a Hoople so easily just by lying to them. Fox News, and so many podcast and radio stations now specialize in telling the Hooples scary stories.
The scary story has always been a staple for bilking the simple minded. The Tea Party gang likes to hear how the homosexuals are in the schools making more homosexuals. Sex works for the right wing scam. Immigrants work just as well. Every right wing political ad in Arizona shows a Hoople candidate walking by the border wall or throngs of immigrants climbing the fence. With the fear pumped out by the con men the Hoopleheads respond by arming themselves.
Real information is toxic to the Tea Party bunch. They avoid it like the plague. Yesterday Kadizzle went down to the protest line with Emil. Things were pretty quiet and the finger dogs were scarce. Later however the hornets came out of Republican headquarters to take down their icons to Trump. Kadizzle could not resist blasting the hornets with some facts from history about how Hitler and Trump use the same plays. The old skinny hornet said he had a PHD in history. What school did he attend? It had to be Trump University.
There is a special kind of stupid that permeates Payson. The dumbest of the dumb love to make loud noises with their vehicles. It starts at a young age. The teenagers all drive pickup trucks and if you have a loud one you can let all the stupid girls know how stupid you are and find a mate. Apparently the older dolts thing the same mating call works. To express their love for Trump the simple minded go by and make obnoxious noises with their vehicles that run on low octane IQ.
If you could measure stupidity with middle finger gestures and goofy pickup trucks the meter would be pegged here. Nothing is better than taking pride in your ignorance. You can do it with a Trump flag, a Trump hat, or just plain telling people you are going to vote for one of the right wing idiots. One sure way to let people know your brain went south is to invest in tattoos. You are busted flat and your body shows all the money went into ink to let people know you don't have any sense at all.
The businesses are so desperate for workers here the bums are waking up in their tents and going to work. My bum took a job. He told me an interesting story. Earlier Kadizzle mentioned the scammers, like Trump and Lindell. Religious scammers are a special breed. Goodwill is the classic case. Goodwill is privately owned by people making millions. The is a mini good will operation going on in Payson. Here is how this scam works. You get Hoopleheads high on Jesus to donate used goods. The goods cost you nothing so you make nothing but profit. You pay no taxes. Religious scams are tax free. Now how can you juice the scam. Well in this case you claim you are rehabilitating the drug addicts. Now this is where the game gets good. Part of the rehabilitation is teaching the ex or current drugged people that they need to work. You farm out the druggies now hooked on Jesus and ask people to donate for the work the field hands do. Of course you do not pay the drug dogs. This is just like slavery, but better. In exchange for curing the drug people of their stupidity you give them room and board. That was the deal with the slaves. The slaves did not get paid, but they got a slave shack and some food. Now if you convince some poor soul this is what Jesus had in mind you are off to some good tax free money. The answer to all these scams is reveal where the money came from and where it went, but no. Trump hides his taxes, and the religious scammers don't have to reveal the accounting of Jesus.
Bilking people is older than history. Religion perfected it. Hell was invented to scare people out of the grain they produced. Now you can sell them pillows and guns.
Almost forgot the rest of the bum story. My bum thought he might take the Jesus cure, so he went to the slave camp to sign up. Bumore told me he went in the restroom where the slaves were smoking some sort of drug. Now Bumore might be on the right track. First, he got a job, good for him. However, his best move was realizing a drug rehabilitation place that has druggies smoking chemicals in the restroom is not legitimate. Good for Bumore. One more note about Bumore. Kadizzle gave Bumore $20 bucks the other day. What did he do with it? Bumore went to the gas station and bought his dog a gallon of bottled water. Bumore currently lives in a tent. What is Bumore saving money for? Bumore wants an electric bike. Now like every American the most important thing is a good ride. Look at almost every slum shack you see. The roof leaks, the yard is full of junk, but out front is a half decent car some dealer is using to bilk the slummer. Are the kids saving for college? No, they are saving up to get a new noisy car they can spin the tire off of. Automobiles are more addictive than crack, and it is legal to sell them to people who cannot afford them.
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