A new comprehension. Way back a thousand years ago Kadizzle was told by some people in North Dakota how the East made them feel claustrophobic. When there was more hillbilly in Kadizzle that made no sense. Now, it is clear, the vastness and openness of the western United States enables one to breathe. The treasure of blue skies feels so good after the overcast East. To be able to see for miles, what a luxury. Kadizzle can now understand how the western man feels in a tunnel of trees. The western man can see the rain coming a day away, the sun setting way over there, the moon coming up on the horizon. The western horizon is a whole different beast. Seems like there is no horizon in the East.
The East is a jungle. The vines, the plants that swath everything like a blanket of moss, are all brought on by such an abundance of moisture. Flying along the East coast there is water everywhere, ponds, lakes, streams. Not in the west, you better take some water with you. How about swamps. No such thing in the west. If you want rocks, rocks everywhere the west has rocks.
Now for the curse of the west, Republicans. The western solution to most problems is shoot it, poison it, castrate it, cut it down, or run over it. Thinking is not a big sport in the west. Like the south the people like simple mindedness. The Ted Cruz, Marjorie Taylor Green, idiots thrive in the west. A simple explanation is great in the west. Reading and writing take jut too much time when you got to get up and find a cow in five thousand acres. Why change anything also is a strong motive south and west. Grandpa pretty much had the world figured out. Going backwards is a great thing. Doing the way we used to works just fine.
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