The Flat Earth society

This is another take on last night's Tea Party meeting. It was like going to a Flat Earth society meeting. Of course the Earth is Flat anyone can walk out the door and see that. There is no global warming because I was cold last night. Why do liberals have such a hard time understanding right wing science? The president controls gas prices, we all know that. Anything that is wrong is caused by liberals, communist, or Mexicans. Why do liberals make things complicated. Simplifying things is what we do when the Flat Earth society meets. Why make life complicated when you just believe whatever seems to work?

Got a problem? Shoot it. What causes poor people? Liberals. Are people waving Confederate flags racist, no they just like that flag. 

If you gave a Tea Party participant a test about the news, every answer would be " What about Hunter Biden's laptop. Of course you get extra points for saying Nancy Polosi. How did these people get through college? Well actually they didn't. If you asked most of the Hooples would say college is a waste of time. Look what college did to the liberals. The liberals read books and get confused. 

One nice thing about a Flat Earth meeting is God controls everything. Eli sort of told us God is mad at the United States for chasing him out of the schools.  A nice woman stood up and said if we let God back into the schools things would be fine. God is kind of sensitive. 

You can't have a good flat Earth meeting without some sex. Liberals love sex and try to force sex on everyone. What is wrong with our children? Well of course at school they are teaching them to be homosexuals, bisexuals, tri sexuals, and Blts, opps, maybe that is LGBTs, who knows but how can kids learn when we have to make them deviants. 

Now since most problems can be solved with a gun, you need a gun. Who wants to take your gun? Bingo, the liberals want to take your gun. Eli explained at the meeting that the founding fathers knew there would be AR 15 assault rifles some day. If you read the constitution (there is a copy in the hall at the Tea Party meeting if you need a quick review) you will see like the Bible, the Constitution knew someday there would be liberals, communist, socialist, and BLTs. If you read the constitution, and Bible carefully you will find the Republicans are right about everything.  

If your car will not start, it is more than likely something Nancy Polisi did. How did she do it? Well she passed and environmental law that made them put a pididalator on the car. We all know cars don't run well with pididalators. OK, we got real problems. Don't despair, God and Donald Trump can solve the problems. Who better to solve the sex problems in school than Donald Trump, you know the man who said grab them by the pussy. 

And one more thing, you need to leave. Kadizzle confronted several Republicans with facts. What does a Republican say when you confront them with a fact? " You need to leave".  At the Donald Trump lovefest Kadizzle engaged the campaign manager for Eli. He was 23 and as naive as my dog. Kadizzle asked him if he read the New York Times. He said of course not, it's biased. Kadizzle said how do you know it is biased if you don't read it. Well Kadizzle kept nailing the poor young fellow with questions about Donald Trump bamboozling college kids out of 25 million dollars. Nothing was going well for the poor kid his brain was spinning.  An old Hooplehead was sitting behind Kadizzle overhearing the conversation. The old Hooplehead could see a spark might go into the young guys head and he would wake up to reality. The old Hooplehead told the young guy to leave. 

Kadizzle has had about the same experience every time he confronts a Hoople with reality, you need to leave is always the answer when you confront a Hoople with facts. Of course before you are told to leave, you will hear about Nancy Polisi, Hunter Biden, or problems at the border. 

Ok, you want to be a Hooplehead, right? Here are the basics. 

1. Avoid big words and well written articles. 

2. Watch Fox News

3. Buy a gun

4. Blame everything on Nancy Polosi, Joe Biden, Obama, or just say the liberals. 

5. Learn to say " What about?".   If someone ask you a hard question, like how do you get to New York from here, and you don't know the answer just say " What about Hunter Biden's laptop".

6.  You can show people how stupid you are by wearing a Trump hat or putting Trump stickers on your car

7.  Find some people who are as confused as you are and hang around with them. 

8.  Use Trump as a role model. Lie whenever you need to. Just make things up. The more absurd the better. 

9. Whenever you are about to mislead, lie, or bilk someone ask them to say a prayer with you, and pledge to the flag. 

10. Be very careful not to use logic, science, or real history. Those things will destroy your will to be simple minded. 

11. By some vitamin supplements, buy a Mr. Pillow pillow, buy some gold stock, and some identity protection. 

12. Try your best to repeat what Hannity and Tucker Carlson tell you.

13, If you put a loud muffler on your car, remove the exhaust cleaning stuff, jack up the suspension, and put a Lets go Brandon sticker on the truck everyone in town will know instantly you are an idiot. You won. 

14. Take pride in your stupidity. Tell people about how you dropped out of high school, came to Jesus, and then to Trump.