The Commander is jumping around barking orders, if she had a gun she would shoot me. I forgot, she does have a gun. A strange set of circumstances got Lord Kadizzle in this mess. Friday night he had a dream that there was a terrible leak in the roof. This was a premonition. On Saturday Lord Kadizzle happened to be in a hardware store while neighbor Bob picked up some supplies. Lord Kadizzle decided why not buy the parts to fix the toilet The Commander had been complaining about. Later in the day his lordship replaced the parts. As the Gods would have it the new parts were defective. Lord Kadizzle tried everything. In frustration his lordship put the old parts back in and went to bed. When the Queen got up and sat on the throne in the morning she noticed the floor was damp. The toilet had dripped all night and made a wet spot in the carpet down the basement. Shouting started immediately. Get this, get that, move this, pull up the carpet. A radiation spill could not have been worse. All things considered, I think we will live through it, but if you hear of a killing in Hazen, you can guess what happened.
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