If Lord Kadizzle had been born without a mouth, perhaps he could have been more successful. Most of the morning has been spent BSing, and repairing problems created from BSing over the weekend. Not only does his lordship's mouth like to talk, it also likes to eat, so between talking and eating owning my mouth takes up a lot of time. Part of the problem is that it operates unsupervised a great deal of the time. This leads to trouble with a capital T. I almost forgot that blasted mouth has had a habit of drinking too much at times. Add that to its other habits and you have the recipe for a real disaster. In fact the other end has filed a formal complaint about the intake end, because of the extra work and wear and tear the front end causes. Part of the complaint alleges that the front end puts the back end in jeopardy of a swift kick, which the back end does not feel is fair. Some say Lord Kadizzle would have been better off born deaf and dumb. Some say he got half the bargain.
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