The Saga of Bumore

Lady Bumore gave Kadizzle a list of her needs, and a biography:

I was with my husband 18 years. All my kids, 4 of them graduated high school. No drugs, Alcohol or out of wedlock babies. I can cook, I clean, I am patient with children and elderly, some would say loving even. I know my way around tools. Professionally, I have been a professional grower, a cook, housekeeper. I have designed raised garden beds, built them myself for at least one person here in town and several in Showlow, and the Valley. I am good with animals. I have great customer service in person and phone. I have a dog, nowhere to put it while I work. No phone. I smoke cigs. When stressed I have social anxiety and PTSD. I love to work, am proud, and have depression. Thats me, a little to work, I need a place to be showered and keep my dog safe. 

Well that is the paper Bumore gave Kadizzle. Here is the list of her needs. 

Dog Food, packs of tuna salad, chicken salad, salmon, they never go bad and are good on bread crackers, even chips, and are tasty and cheap. 

Mustard reg, and spicy doesn't go bad

Salt and pepper , sugar coffee

Cup of noodles

Well the list goes on. What would you want if you lived under a big fallen tree in the woods? On the list was toilet paper, and wipes, so Kadizzle took that and some other stuff down to Bumore.

Now here is a contrast. Kadizzle is a liberal, flaming socialist, democrat. There is a right wing Republican fellow who rides his Harley down by Bumore land. He has been trying to exploit Bumore as Republicans always do with the poor. Bumore is not a prostitute, but the Republican seems to think he can push her down that path. A sad situation. Bumore told Kadizzle how the police propositioned her. Not good either. Bumore's dog is a nice dog, but does give the impression it would attack you. The dog puts on a mean show which is good, but would not actually hurt anyone. 

Finding Bumore a job is the problem. Bumore claims the dog saved her life. Bumore needs someone to watch the dog while she works. Kadizzle knows the perfect job for Bumore. There are companies that specialize in providing security for equipment that is stored in remote places. Those companies will hire a guard and give them a truck to sit in watching their equipment. Bumore could do this with her dog and get twenty dollars an hour. 

Well the sun is up, and today will be Donuts with Democrats, so come on down. Enough about the Bumore sage. Wait, one last thing on Bumore. Winky was not sympathetic to the Bumore problem, but somehow she changed her mind and has agreed to buy some provisions. One bum at a time is our philosophy.