Niggifiddles are the bane of Kadizzle. OK, lets review, what is a Niggifiddle? The Niggifiddle has to have everything just so. Orderliness is the life blood of a Niggi. There is a strong relatioinship between OCD and the Niggifiddle. Disorder is frightening to a Niggifiddle.
How can you spot a Niggifiddle? Niggifiddle hat dirt and germs. A problem with both dirt and germs is they are everywhere. A restroom has both. Kadizzle knows a Niggifiddle woman that will stop along the road and pee in the woods rather than use a gas station rest room.
The biggest problem with dirt and germs is you can imagine them to be where they may or may not be. A second problem is you will never get rid of every germ or speck of dirt.
A good way to spot a Niggifiddle is to watch and see if they go after a piffle. Imagine the smallest breadcrumb on the floor in the kitchen. You may not notice it, but a Niggifiddle will zero in on it.
In the world of a Niggifiddle things are happening you can't see. The sun is melting ice much faster than it does in the real world. Food is spoiling much faster for the Niggifiddle.
The Niggifiddles are anxious. Something is always about to go wrong. A fly is just waiting to come in the door, a mouse is always outside the garage door with a suitcase ready to move in.
Something is going to break. A fat guy is going to sit in the chair and crush it. The car is going to run out of gas. The rain will ruin everything.
Nature and the Niggifiddle are in a constant battle. The trees drop leaves, and they do it in the gutters which will always plug and ruin your house. Nature toys with the Niggifiddles and drives them farther insane.
Have you gone in a home and seen everything covered with plastic? You have entered the realm of the Niggifiddle. There is order, disorder, and then there is the world of the Niggifiddle.
We have a neighbor that is a Niggifiddle. You are not allowed to park in his driveway, you might defile it. Kadizzle knew a boater that spent more time polishing his boat than enjoying it.
Polishing is the greatest joy for a Niggifiddle.
The real bane of the Niggifiddle is invisible dirt. Invisible dirt is everywhere. A Niggifiddle will clean a counter top until it is worn paper thin trying to get the imaginary dirt off.
Dust is God's way of punishing the Niggifiddles. No matter how much you try dust will invade and spoil the kingdom of the best Niggifiddle. A Niggifiddle never gets ahead of dirt, it is hopeless losing battle.
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