Up on the Mountain

The Trail crew headed out early and hit two spots to clean up garbage left by degenerates.  Degenerates like to shoot things and leave bullet casings all over the place. Real he men don't pick up the shells.  The Kadizzles have had tire punctures from shell casings. This is one great benefit of the gun insanity gripping the nation.

After we cleaned up the mess the dingers made we headed up to the Four Peaks.  It is one of the best drives in Arizona.  The views are fantastic, and it was a perfect crystal clear day to enjoy them.  At the top we did more litter patrol and documented the damage the gun dingers have done to the signs.  A big part of our job is replacing signs and repairing the damage the dingers do.  One good thing about dingers is they don't move far from their motors.  If a simple minded degenerate cannot shoot something close to the road he will not walk into the woods.  A bear or and elf might get him.  The dingers are a fearless bunch they have battled signs for years, a sign has never been brave enough to shoot back.  Dingers are real good at throwing their beer cans into the woods.  After a degenerate kills a sign, cleans it, and cooks it over his camp fire he often celebrates with a can of beer.  You don't shoot a 4x4 Forest Service sign every day and live to tell about it.  Some of the dingers mount the signs they kill at their man caves.

Later we drove out an isolated road on the ridge top and enjoyed more incredible views.   There was snow up there and a four wheel drive came in handy.  We met some guy trying out a 22k BMW cycle.  He was a bit confused and we had to show him the way off the mountain.  Following him down he almost lost it in the snow, but made it ok.  Tomorrow back up the mountain to replace some signs.  Lets all make sure every idiot has access to a gun so he can protect himself from signs.  Hopefully when the dingers shoot the signs they don't miss and hit you in your car behind the sign. The second amendment guarantees the right to shoot signs in self defense.