Animals going by in pairs.

It is raining for about the fourth day in a row. Animals are starting to pair up.  When you see two cats, two turtles, two snakes, and two skunks going down the road in a line with suitcases you know it is time to look for an old guy building an ark.  Mark Twain commented on the last ark.  Mark Twain hated flies and according to Mark Twain, Noah was out to sea for six weeks when he realized he only had one fly on board the ark.  Poor Noah had to turn back to get the other fly.  Hopefully if God wipes out our sinful population he has become smarter this time.  Mosquitoes could be left off this time, and of course the flies.  Not sure if Noah took plants the last time, but as a trail crew worker Kadizzle could tell the lord a whole list of plants to keep off the next arch.

Now we get to the modern conundrum.  Should God put two Republicans on the ark?  What color people should he put on?  What was God thinking when he made people in different colors?  Of course we have to ask about religion. If God would just choose the correct religion, and let two of them go on the ark things would be so much better.  Kadizzle would prefer God put two atheist on the ark it would make such a peaceful world when the ark finally lands again.  After the rains stop God should reissue the Bible. This time he could update it for modern times.  He could be very specific if he wants us to stone anyone, hate anyone, or send money to anyone.  If God puts the Bible in the Cloud everyone would have access to his word on the internet and all the missionaries could do something more useful.

We are about a hundred feet above the lake.  When the water gets up to our campsite we will get in line behind the two skunks and volunteer to go on the ark as two non religious people.  There should be plenty of room for us if God decides to eliminate all the fake religious groups.  If it stops raining it just looks like everyone will have to straighten up and quit relying on God to clean up the mess.  This means the righteous will have to eliminate Fox News, Rush, and the gun nuts.  This means Republicans will have to repent and give back the stolen goods.  The rain has let up a little this may mean plan B.  Plan B is Be good. That is plan B. Be good to each other. Be honest. Be kind.  Be well informed. Be aware of those who deceive. Be active. Be helpful.  That is how plan B works.