Big Decisions

There is no higher tax than the tax on stupidity. Gambling is the perfect tax on stupidity. Kadizzle put two dollars into the lottery to pay his stupidity tax.  Now it has taken so much time deciding how to spend the billion dollars we will win later today.  How much should we give the kids?  What amount will just help them and what amount destroy them?  Which charities will we support? How much will we give Bernie Sanders? On and on the decisions go.  It all sounds like a lot of work.  This morning while we are still poor life seems so simple.  One nice thing this morning is no one bothers us.  All those people that will show up when we win will be such a nuisance.  Just to stay even with the interest we will have to spend about six thousand dollars and hour 24 hours a day.   That is a big job.  If we don't keep up with the spending we will just keep getting richer.  Think about the poor guys like Trump with 10 billion, you can see why they have to have their own brand new plane, just to help spend down the money.  One big decision will be how many politicians to buy.  Should we buy some Republicans and some Democrats?  Should we buy a president?  It would be nice to have one.  Of course we may want to buy some laws.  Once we get the money we may buy legislation that requires ice cream on pie or cake.   What about buying a title? Perhaps Lord Kadizzle.  Once we win later today it just seem like too much work.  So if we wake up tomorrow without winning and just hike up a trail and enjoy the magnificent natural world we may be the real winners.  Our biggest decision will be French toast or pancakes.