Food on the trail

Yesterday we savored a pork roast.  All day Al slowly cooked the pork.  As usual all the good cooks chipped in with side dishes and we had the mother of all meals.  Kadizzle has been blessed by knowing so many excellent cooks, that is one reason Kadizzle has Little Joey.  Little Joey is that big belly you see right above Kadizzle's belt.  Little Joey loves eating.  When Kadizzle first became pregnant with Little Joey his progeny was in there eating all the food that came down the chute.  Little Joey loved it so much he never came out, he just kept growing inside.  Kadizzle has tried starving Little Joey, but it never works.  He will plead for some good food and Kadizzle cannot resist.  Little Joey is in there with his laptop always searching for nearby food. The Commander is a good cook and she is the one who got Kadizzle pregnant with Little Joey.  Little Joey loves The Commander and has made the marriage stronger.  Who would feed little Joey if we separated?  Kadizzle might get angry and runaway, but Little Joey pleading to get home by supper is more than any man can stand.  Little Joey is 40 now and his taste have become more sophisticated.  He now likes much more expensive food, and getting him to some of his favorite eating places can involve time and money.  Of all our children Little Joey has been the most expensive and hard to raise.  He has never learned manners, he is impatient, and he will not accept no for an answer.  Additionally he is deceptive.  He will steal from the refrigerator, he will dip his finger in cake frosting, and on it goes.  Little Joey is not bashful. In a grocery store he will ask for a cookie, or a sample.  Most women love Little Joey, even if they are a marginal cook the way he eats can make them look good.  The worst thing about Little Joey is lugging him up a mountain.  If Little Joey were born today he might weigh up to 50 lbs.  At times The Commander says Little Joey might have a drinking problem.  He does occasionally drink a bottle of wine by himself, or have a couple of strong drinks in a row, then he want to go to bed.  Who knows what he has been doing lately.  Kadizzle has had some fire belly lately and the need for a dose of Tums is not unusual.