The Depends miracle.

What a day.  It has been a big burr in the butt of The Commander that our furnace for the camper would not work. It was not really a problem since we had electric heat, but still The Commander just could not sleep because it did not work.  Kadizzle went around in many circles trying to solve the problem. It was hopeless. There were two choices either take  the whole damn camper to the repair guy, or have the repair guy come to the camper. The repair guy wanted $80 bucks to come to the camper, and that is what The Commander insisted on because Kadizzle is an incompetent nincompoop.

As part of the great repair mystery The Commander kept insisting we had low propane pressure and that was the problem.  Kadizzle explained to The Commander that there were two separate propane regulators. One could be bad, but both could not.  Kadizzle tried a little experiment and it did appear the propane pressure was low.  Tracing the propane lines Kadizzle found a kink in the line that was the problem.  The furnace now works.  The Commander is so happy that she was right, and Kadizzle was wrong that she is calling and writing the world.  The Commander is so obsessed with joy she might pee her pants.  This is where the depends comes in.

Kadizzle attributes the miracle to Depends undergarments.  God needed to put a blessing on Kadizzle because Kadizzle did a good deed today.  Kadizzle was waiting in the grocery store for The Commander.  Kadizzle struck up a conversation with the lady at the service counter.  While there an old shot up lady with a cane made her way to the counter with a carton of Depends.  The poor woman was deaf, and struggling to fill out a check to pay for her Depends.  It was depressing.  The woman looked broke and destitute.  What a shame she had so little and had to spend it on Depends.  Kadizzle decided to buy the depends for the old lady.  In sign language she thanked the clerk.  After thinking awhile Kadizzlle thought maybe the old lady was addicted to crooked TV preachers and would just use the savings to send to Pat Robertson.  Well the Lord had to prove Kadizzle wrong on the same day The Commander enjoyed proving him wrong.  So the Lord put a Depends miracle on Kadizzle and the furnace works.  The Depends miracle saved us almost $200.  So Kadizzle will be making a statue to a new saint, Our Lady of the Depends.  People will come from miles to pay tribute to the Saint of RV furnaces.