Kadizzle's Militia

Kadizzle is known for his cheapness so the Kadizzlites often seek cheap accommodations.  The Militia movement in Oregon has given Kadizzle an idea.  The next time we travel to some little town in Montana, or any other state and we need a place to stay all we have to do is go into a federal building like the post office or the court house and take our gun. We declare we are going to occupy the post office until the price of postage is reduced.  The next morning we roll up our sleeping bags and claim we are satisfied, we made a mistake it was UPS we were angry with.  As a protesting militia we will remember to take enough snacks until the siege is over. Most of our sieges will only last a night or two at the most.  If we are offered clemency or a pardon we will leave.

Currently Kadizzle and The Commander are staying free on Forest Service property, they even give us electricity, sewer, and water.  However they do ask us to work 24 hours per week.  If we get too lazy to work, we will declare ourselves to be a militia.  We will ask all right wing groups to join us.  We are going to demand Arizona change to the Pacific Time Zone so we don't have to get up so early.  Time zones are a way the government controls us.  No one should be subjected to the government deciding what time it is. It was the government that made five work days in a week.  Our military will fight for another Saturday and we will get rid of Wednesday.  The second amendment gives us the right to occupy federal land and take back our right to live any time we want.  Any government that can decide what time it is can decide when you were born, when you will die, and when you will eat.  The right to determine what time it is makes us all free. What right does the government have to decide what time it is.  Think about it.  If you die at 12 P.M. Central time or 12 P.M. Pacific Time it makes a difference.  You could live another hour simply by changing the time zone.  Don't let the goverment take away you life for even an hour. We need to stand up for our rights and we need a gun to do it. Sell everything you have and give the money to the NRA, it is the only way we can assure our freedom.