Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Degenerate Alert

Degenerates are the bane of our existence.  Degenerates are born to make life miserable for the rest of humanity.  Yesterday Roberto said he got a request from the Forest Service in Payson to have the traihead at Deer Creek cleaned up, it was a mess. Kadizzle said this is impossible just a week ago we picked up all the trash and had it spotless.  We picked up everything except the dead dog a degenerate had thrown under a tree.  The degenerates like their car to be clean and the world to be a mess, so the degenerates throw trash everywhere.  Trash is not a problem it magically disappears, at least that is how the brain of degenerate see it.  So today our trail crew will drive 30 miles each way with your tax dollars to clean up the mess the degenerates made.  Yesterday we were replacing trail signs the degenerates have shot up. Degenerates love guns.  Degenerates love jacked up pickup trucks, and making lots of noise.  Most degenerates are amused by the same things three year olds like, loud noises, throwing things, and getting attention for existing.  A good time for a degenerate is drinking some beer, driving into the forest, and shooting and old television to death.  The tax burden of degenerates is stiff.  They destroy public facilities, they are the ones who scratch restroom walls,  they break picnic tables,  they leave skid marks everywhere.

The Commander is packing lunch and soon we will be earning our pay, which is nothing, picking up the mess the degenerates made at Deer Creek.

This reminds Kadizzle of his brother in laws war on the degenerates.  Ned used to live right by the national forest.  One day he saw a degenerate drive into the forest with a load of trash and come out without it.  Ned went out to investigate and found the degenerate had dropped his phone by the trash he dumped.  Ned called the degenerate and told him he could have his phone back when he picked up the trash.  The degenerate complied.  Ned told him he could pick his phone up at The National Forest Service Office.  The degenerate got his phone and a one hundred dollar fine.  Report degenerates when you see them dispoiling the universe.

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