Up on the mountain, no tablets

 Kadizzle is up on the mountain, and the wife is down at the lake. The lake is damn near full. Mountain snow will probably top the lake off. 

Last evening Kadizzle looked out the window to the corner of the backyard. There was the crazy neighbor with a shovel trying to reroute the water that flows from our property. In our new location we are fortunate to have good neighbors. However, one landowner who is not a resident has property near our new neighborhood. 

People with new homes here got upset when Mr. Dinger made it clear he wanted to put high density homes nearby. The neighbors banded together and met with the zoning commision to defeat the ideal. 

Now Mr. Dinger wants to seek revenge at any cost on those who opposed his idea. Dinger owns the land adjacent to ours.  Dinger has two lots down the hill from us. One wonderful aspect of our new home is the view of the mountains. If Dinger builds or sells to someone who builds a one story home it should not interrupt the view. However, Dinger is taking great joy in implying he will be able to ruin the view on not only Kadizzle, but other property owners. More than likely this will never happen.  In Arizona two story houses are toxic. This is the land of the old where you live on one floor no stairs. 

Dinger is an odd fellow. He is extremely proud of his much younger wife. Dinger will not admit how old he is but a good guess would be late sixties. Dinger's wife is 45. The young wife is his pride and joy, it is like he caught a butterfly. One major problem. If you married Dinger you are questionable. 

Watching Dinger and his young wife build a diversion wall for the water made Kadizzle wonder how loose their bolts were. You do not build a vertical wall out of mud and stone and expect it to resist water. The next rain will tell the story and test the success of the diversion. 

Dinger claims to have plenty of money. Kadizzle asked him why he doesn't just take the money and run. Apparently Dinger finds his role as " Pain in the ass" pleasing. 

Everyone has that experience where you talk to someone and conclude their bolts just are not tight. Two times Dinger told Kadizzle he was going to mirror the way he has been treated back to the people of our neighborhood. During the conversation Dinger acts like he is holding a mirror when he explains his revenge. Dinger finally came to what may be the correct resolution to his property. Just sell the property and take the cash. Of course Dinger thinks the property is worth way more than he will ever get for it. Dinger wants to sell the lot below ours for $350,000.  Good luck with that. The lots around here have sold for less than half that. Poor old Dinger thinks he has been wronged. 

Dinger claims he is wealthy, but it seems strange that for awhile his young wife and her son were living in an older class C motorhome on his lot below us. When people tell you things that just don't add up you know you have a Dinger on your hands. According to Dinger his wife is a genius. Watching his wife build the wall it was clear she is not a genius. Dinger himself says he has multiple degrees. One thing for sure if you are smart people will figure it out, you don't need to tell them.  Also if you are not smart, people will figure it out, you don't need to tell them. 

This brings us to the latest. The Hooples are putting Trump 2024 signs on the Hoople wagons. These are people who are telling you they are not too bright.