Wednesday, March 01, 2023

The Conspiracy Club meeting report


What fun is the truth? Last night the conspiracy club met at the Ponderosa Bible Church. Remember when Jesus was a Democrat or maybe a socialist? In the old days Jesus went in the temple and chased the money changers out. There is a new gang of money changers meeting at the Ponderosa Bible Church. This gang of money changers changes the working man's money into the rich mans money. The formula is simple, just mix stupidity with tax breaks for the rich. The new Republican Jesus apparently thinks the rich are having a hard time getting by. Kadizzle was just with the rich in Florida and none of their yachts were out of gas. That doesn't matter the Hoopleheads always want a good Biden story. So the new story brings in the old election nonsense and somehow gets the FBI spun into the mix. Rumor has it someone questioned the veracity of the story last night and was heckled for ruining the fantasy. 

 

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