Thursday, March 23, 2023

Really?

Sometimes you wonder, does this pass the smell test. Payson, AZ has a right wing crazy radio station. KMOG has guest on that cover a variety of topics. Sometimes these are just local people from the hospital, town council, or some other familiar agency. Today they had two men on who run some sort of computer service company. Explaining what they do and promoting their business seemed like a normal thing. Somehow there was a lot of saying bad things about China in the background. 

 Then one of the guest said something very strange. Their company was doing some sort of computer work for a person at their home. Not sure how, but they claimed they discovered China was spying on the home owner.  Now this is the part that is extremely hard to believe. According to the person on the radio show the bathroom fan was spying on the person in Payson for China. The big question is, is this true. 

A person might ask why would China want to know what was going on in the bathroom of some person in Payson? If China puts spy equipment in all their bathroom fans how do they connect to the internet to send bathroom information to China. There are so many things wrong with this idea it is hard to believe it could be possible. Well we live in a strange country where people believe strange things. 

Now, indeed if these people found the spy bathroom fan would that not have made the national news? This is the kind of story the Hoopleheads thrive on. Maybe it is true. Sure seems strange. 

It would seem any person would have asked how doe the information get from the bathroom fan to China. That question never came up. Does the information go from the bathroom right to the spy balloon. 

Now if my Chinese bathroom fan is hooked to China, god help the Chinese. The noises in my bathroom range from Tuba blast to screams for relief. There is very little national secret information in my bathroom. Maybe the information on the scale is classified, I hope. 

When you think it can get no more goofy it does. Now think about this. If you were going to spy on someone with a bathroom fan would you not realize the noise from the fan would cancel your ability to hear the noise in the bathroom. 

This is a classic example of working the Hoopleheads. Of course Frank, and Jeff B. would believe this, they believe the silly stuff Gary Morris makes up. Strange world indeed. 

Now the last questions. Would you take your computer to a service place that claims they found Chines spy bathroom fans? Only if you are a Hooplehead that voted for Trump and Kari Lake. 

Now for a super dinger. While old Kadizzle was writing this a spam call came in. Some guy with a foreign accent wanted to send a person to our home to inspect the roof for damage. No doubt this is some kind of insurance fraud. Kadizzle told the dinger they could come inspect the roof if they brought two apple fritters. Kadizzle explained no inspection if no apple fritters. Well tomorrow morning at ten the guy better have two apple fritters. 



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