Kadizzle went to the casino and had a prime rib sandwich that was very tasty. Watching the Hooples get bilked is disconcerting. Math is something that escapes Hooples. You are going to lose, just let time do its damage to your wallet. The odds against winning are phenomenal. Smoking a cigarette, with a bottle of beer in hand the other hand will hit the robbery button until the social security check is gone.
Pavlov figured it out. Conditioned response, it works for pigeons, dogs, and Elephants. When the animal does what you want give the elephant a peanut, but what Pavlov figured out was you don't give the elephant a peanut every time. That is the entire lesson on bilking Hoopleheads. Once in awhile you give them a peanut, but most of the time you take their peanuts. Every person getting their pockets professionally cleaned believes they will leave the casino with a big bag of peanuts. It never happens.
Gambling and Republicans slam the poor like nothing else. Delusion is the magic soup for Fox News, and the casino. Snake oil salesmen must envy the modern con men. There should be a Noble Prize for con man of the year. Who would win this year? George Santos, or some other Republican would surly get the prize.
In the end the best product to sell a Hooplehead is false hope. Deep down the Hoople knows he is busted and only a miracle will get him out of the mess so sell the Hoople a miracle. You can purchase miracles at church or at the casino.
Trump made so many false promises to the simple mined he almost ran out of lies, but Trump knew one thing, the Hooples love a good story. One important thing always to remember when dealing with the simple minded, tell them it is not their fault they are in a pickle. No, it is the Democrats, the immigrants, the Chinese, or someone else that got them into the trailer park and the bum wagon. Assure the Hooplehead that he is a genius that can figure things out because he knows a conspiracy theory that explains why he is broke. Some mysterious group stole his pie. Who is the real enemy? Hooples will never understand a simple principle. If you want to see who robbed the bank look for the guy with a sack of money. Immigrants are not crossing the border carrying sacks of money, nor are welfare cheats.
The guy who got your paycheck lives in a big house on the hill and helps Donald Trump bilk you. Nope Frank, nope Jeff B. you will never figure it out. Now to protect Frank and Jeff B. from any possibility of learning the truth the Tea Party will only allow certified liars to speak or sit in the audience.
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