Wendy Rodgers came to Hoopleville and told the traditional Republican lies. It worked, now she is in the legislature making life miserable for the very people who voted for her. Kadizzle wobbled out onto the driveway early this morning to get the Payson Roundup. The newspaper had an article about good old Wendy trying to make sure wages stay low for the Hooples. Wendy is fighting the minimum wage. Ronald Reagan is a hero of the Hoopleheads. Rony started the idea that you could prosper by giving the rich more. Since Ronald Reagan took office real wages adjusted for inflation have declined by 12%. What a great deal, give the rich money and make yourself poor.
Now the Republicans are going after social security. Social Security is the blood that runs through the veins of the Hoopleheads. Drive about the local towns and observe the run down trailers, the properties in disrepair, and there you have a busted flat Hooplehead living on social security. The Payson Roundup also said an effort is underway to stop pan handling. The Hooples are doing their best to run themselves into the ground, all in the religion of trickle down economics.
Those in the midst of the fog have another great idea, fund the government with sales tax. It is all about protecting the rich from taxes. Already 400 families have as much wealth as the rest of the country combined. The IRS could collect 900 billion if the IRS had the staff to do it, but the Hooples say if you check to see if the rich are paying their share that is an invasion of the rich man's privacy.
Selling Hoopleheads false hope is a gold mine. Remember old Make America Great Again? His entire game was baffling the Hooples with bullshit.
Now the Republicans who thirst for a good show are going to hold the budget hostage. As the Republicans try to blackmail with the budget they cannot decide what the ransom should be. Republicans claim they want to cut spending. Unfortunately you cannot undo what you did with the credit card. Walmart will not take back half empty peanut butter jars. Who tripled the deficit? None other than Trumpty Dumpty. Who elected Trump? You got it, the Hooples. So now the Hooples don't want to pay for the tax cuts Trumpty Dumpty gave the rich. When the government comes to a halt and the blackmail scheme backfires who will suffer? You got it the Hooples.
What are the clowns doing to prevent this mess? The clowns in their MAGA hats are starting investigations. All this budget nonsense can be cleared up if only we know what is on Hunter Biden's laptop. Republicans are putting up the big tent. Come on in Hoopleheads, hear us lie, distort, point the finger, and give the rich some more money.
No matter how many times a Hooplehead goes to the magic show he still believes the hat is full of rabbits and the woman is sawed in half.
Back to the Payson Roundup. In another article the statistics are there. What statistics? The statistics show the community has more high school dropouts, fewer college educated people, and more drug problems. Now the good news, we have more Republicans.
What is the leading cause of people becoming Republicans? Cults, simply cults. The Trump cult was the most successful ever. They invaded the Capitol. Want to join a cult? A simple way to join used to be just show up at the Tea Party, but it is not that simple anymore. Now the Tea Party is going to institute a purity test. Frank, and Jeff B. don't like the Kadizzle blog, so they decided Kadizzle cannot come to the cult meetings. In fact some cult members said they would not attend the prayer meetings if the heretics were not kept out.
What do you do? Cook up a new pledge any new member must take.
Here is the pledge they are considering
" In the name of Ronald Reagan, and Donald Trump I hereby swear to believe any lie any Republican tells me. I will not seek the truth or spread the truth inside or outside of cult meetings. I will do my best to avoid false prophets like NBC, ABC, NPR, NYT, or any other media that goes against the Fox holiness. If I do not follow the guidelines of the cult I promise to turn in my gun, my MAGA hat, and give up on Republican Jesus. "
Now for the clincher. Trump is a proven loser, as were Kari Lake and numerous other liars. So what are the Hooples going to do? You guessed it they will get back on the Trump train and head to the train wreck. This all seems amazing, but if you want to see it in action go out to the casino and watch the Hooples pump their social security checks into the slot machines. According to the New Yorker magazine each slot machine takes in $125,000 per year. Do the math the local Hooples are pumping millions into gambling. These same Hooples live in a town that needs a lot, and could do a lot with millions, but the false hope of spinning reels is too much for the delusional to resist. Work all week then give your money away, if not to the rich, then the Apaches. The good news is the Indians are just getting revenge for what the historical Hooples stole from them.
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