Kadizzle might start selling little Hooplehead dolls. You can put batteries in them and make them dance. What you do it tell the Hooplehead doll some silly story you made up and the little Hooplehead will dance. You can tell them a good tale about the border. You can tell them about the welfare cheats stealing their money, or whatever you want. You can even turn on the TV to Fox News and put the dolls in front of the TV, they will dance until the batteries are dead. There will be a rechargeable version that you can recharge by putting the dolls in a chair at a Tea Party Meeting.
Kids can practice lying with the dolls. Kids can see the dolls nod in acceptance when they lie. You can get a Hooplehead doll holding a Trump flag or carrying a gun. Also there were be a miniature Capitol building the boy can play attack with. There will be a Mike Pence doll the kids can hang.
Of course the kit will have a sheet of Trump stickers. There will be legos in the kit you can build a border wall with. So if you know a Hooplehead this will be a great gift.
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