A Good Truck Gun?

Kadizzle listened to the sell and trade show on local radio yesterday for the first time. It was a wake up call about the town he lives in. When people call in the radio station to sell their handgun, and the announcer says " It would make a good truck gun", that says a whole lot about the mentality of the Hoopleheads. Someone is going to get you, and you need a gun in your truck to shoot the socialist, immigrant, or whatever attacker approaches. Kadizzle will soon be 74, and in those 74 years has done a lot of traveling. Never did old Kadizzle need a " Truck gun".  Now Kadizzle has an older brother who is a bit of a Hooplehead, and of course a staunch Republican. He has a " Truck gun".  

What kind of society do we live in when people need truck guns? If you pepper a society with poverty, drugs, and right wing insane gun people maybe you need a truck gun. However, it is time ask why don't the people in other countries need truck guns?  In all those terrible socialist countries like Denmark, Sweden, England, France, Germany, and Italy the people do not have truck guns, and they don't have mass shootings every day.  Wait is there a connection? Guns create mass hysteria, and mass shootings. 

Someone is after me, that is the mantra of a Republican. Someone wants to get my money, my car, and steal an election. Are we really that crazy? When you have these guns laying around guess who gets shot? Mostly children, but that is the price you pay for voting Republican. Republicans love to court the Hoopleheads, and guns are like candy to a Hooplehead. Hoopleheads have no concept of math, but they have memorized the calibers of guns, and the cubic inches of engines. Guns, engines, and shiny wheels run in their blood.  What happens when you equate masculinity with the caliber of your revolver? You equate masculinity with how high you truck sits off the ground instead of how high your IQ is? You can buy a bigger gun, or raise you truck up in the air, but you have to read or go to college to get smarter. Nope, just buy a bigger gun. How do you win an argument if you are mentally challenged? Shoot the other guy, or run over him. 

Notice in the news how the mentally ill now use cars to kill people if they are short on ammo?There is no outlet for frustrated MAGA people except violence. Maybe we should attack the Capitol today.

If you went to the parking lot after the Hooplehead meeting how many " Truck Guns" would you find? Never know when a black person, or a Mexican might be behind a bush waiting to rape your wife or sell your kid some drugs. 

A flash came through Kadizzles mind. Remember when the Hooples all had deer whistles on the front of their cars? The damn things didn't work, but the Hooples sucked them up. Eventually the Hooples figured out they did nothing to scare away the deer.  Now there is a whistle that works for Hoopleheads, it is the dog whistle. If anyone can blow a dog whistle and get the Hooples to bark, it is Trump. Hooples all claim they are not racist. Talk to a Hoople for ten seconds and they will say something nasty about Obama.  You don't have to scratch too deep in the veneer of a Hooplehead to find a racist. Remember it is the Hooples who run around town with the Confederate Flag. 

In the good old days white people got a free ride, a head start.  Now, look at sports, once you took down the racist barrieer what happened? Once the racism evaporated black people and minorities became sports heroes. That is fine for Football, but a president?  Obama was a polished speaker, and very intelligent man, boy did that piss off the Hoopleheads, they wanted a crude lying, con man. They got one. What was it about Nancy Polosi that drove the Hoopleheads nuts? Guess what she was a woman.  Every good Hooplehead knows deep in his heart women need to be controlled. Is it just coincidence that every simple minded man has a simple minded woman with him? You have seen it, the spectacle of Hooplehead economics. " Here Martha is you monthly allowance to run the house" as Mr. Hoople hands Marther a set sum. Martha cannot be trusted to have the check book. If you want some pin money Marth you can sell Chicken eggs. Want to scare a Hoople show them an independent minority, or woman.  We ain't having any of that.