Saturday, September 30, 2023

Heather Cox Richardson

 Either you know who she is, or you don't. If you know nothing about Heather Cox Richardson, more than likely you are a Hooplehead or very close to being one. She is an excellent writer and historian. With her knowledge she can blow a Republican out of the water at a mile away. Of course the Hooples never read anything of substance, they watch cartoons on Fox News. 

There is an art to being stupid. First be careful what you read. Better yet don't read.  Of course the same rule applies to what you watch. Don't watch any mainline news, or as Trump calls it " Fake News". Stay away from educated people. Hang with the Tea Party gang. Feast on conspiracy theories, and find a good right wing radio program like Glen Beck. 

Being semi conscious saves a lot of energy. Fire up a smoke, pop an opioid and go to a Trump rally. A real good tactic if you want to be a Hooplehead is imitation. Imitate stupid people. Say what stupid people say. Learn a few key phrases like Hunter Biden's laptop. Answer every question with something you learned on Fox News. In no time at all you can live among the unwashed wearing a Trump hat and flying a Trump flag. Good luck. If you do sit down to think, ask yourself " How did I get this way". 

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