Scratching for a living

The Commander and Kadizzle decided to trim the brush on the Grapevine Trail today.  Kadizzles arms look like he just climbed over a razor wire fence.  Every lousy bush in the desert is full of needles. The worst offender is cat's claw.  This bush invented by the devil himself has needles like curved cats claws. They grab you and cut you and stick to your clothing.

We are working for YOU. We are working for free.  The trails of the Forest Service belong to you.  Some of you throw garbage on the trails. Not nice.  Some of you poop and leave toilet paper in the middle of dry streams. Not nice.  We have to clean up you mess. Not fun.  When you see a pristine area you might remember someone probably picked up the trash. That might be us.

It is not all bad.  The scenery, the peace and quiet, and the nice day are a great bonus.  Back at the Earth Module we are just relaxing after a nice hot shower, a nice glass of heart medicine, and catching up on the latest shootings.  What a wonderful country were every insane idiot can get a gun, and kill as many as he wants. No other country has open season on everybody all year long.  It makes great news, and Fox loves it, and it is great entertainment until a relative or friend gets killed, then you realize the NRA terrororist are the real problem.  The control every legislator in North Dakota.  No one dares go against them.  The gun nut vote and the abortion vote will get anyone with a lobotomy elected in North Dakota.