Kadizzle and The Commander head home today to the arctic encampment of Hazen. No more T shirts, no more walking outside at night in your underwear. Frosted windshields, cold hands, and slippery sidewalks will be the norm. Cars will not always go where you point them. Sometimes after Kadizzzle gets home in the spring he thinks to himself that was not a bad winter. Then he remembers he was not in North Dakota. So in a couple hours we will get in a long tube. When we get out of the tube the world will be different. We will get to see family and friends, and that will make the trip worthwhile. Sylvie claims she got to see the real Santa Clause. It will be good to hear the report. Apparently Santa has a lot of imitation helpers and Sylvie knows how to spot them.
Sylvie could probably spot terrorist better than most of the Republican candidates for president. Ted Cruz says bomb everybody and you are sure to get the right guy. Trump says kill their families, and that will help. The spirit of Christmas is raging in the country and there will be a lot of happy people finding a new gun under their tree to express their love for their fellow man. Always remember Jesus died for your right to carry a gun to church. Had the disciples been armed things might have been different. All that love your fellow man got our savior killed. If he had been more like our current bunch of GOP candidates those middle eastern thugs would not have messed with him.
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