Radicalized mice

The mice where we camp have become radicalized. The jihadist have launched several attacks against our pickup truck. Last year they chewed the wiring in the truck and it cost us $600 to have the repairs.  We are fighting back. Kadizzle has put bear spray under the hood.  Also there are dryer sheets and cayenne pepper to make life miserable on the mouse jihadist.  Will our best efforts work? We have heard mice under the truck hood chewing and shouting Ali Akbar.  We have found tiny prayer rugs under the truck.  We caught one mouse with a burka.  As in all military actions the innocent are hurt. This morning Kadizzle was puzzled to find a large rat trap had been sprung, and the trap was missing.  What could have happened?  Kadizzle had set the trap in front of the cave he believes the terrorist hide in.  Unfortunately an innocent rabbit was caught in the trap.  We believe the mice have become radicalized using mousenet.  Mousenet is available to the mice on low-fi.  They apparently get it through vibrations in the ground.  The mice are free to terrorize us because of the cold weather.  The rattlesnakes are resting for the winter.  Once the rattlesnakes warm up in the spring, the battle will be full on.  Like the middle east we have warring factions.  Even though the rattlesnakes support our war with the mice, they are not really on our side, and we cannot trust them.  At least the rattlesnakes leave the truck alone.

We think the mice have weapons of mass destruction. According to our sources the mice have something called the hanta virus.  If we follow the example of the Bush administration we will use this as an excuse to set a forest fire.  That should teach the mice a lesson, of course it might upset the deer, and a few other people in the forest, but you have to show them you are tough.