Helicopter Bait.

The current Kadizzle encampment is a more or less abandoned heliport.  There is a little building they use for an office, and two nice pads equipped for helicopters to land.  As we sit here getting up to date there is the thump, thump, thump of a helicopter overhead.  For a minute we thought it might land.  The Commander puts out feeders for the humming birds it works.  The birds come.  So far we have had helicopters sniff, but no landings.  If Kadizzle gets time he will put a giant cheeseburger right in the middle of the H at the one pad. On the other we will put a big slice of pizza.

Hopefully we can attract Donald Trump's helicopter.  If he lands we will tell him we are Muslims and perhaps get a free trip to the middle east.  If we want to go to Mexico we can declare ourselves Mexicans. This could be the travel opportunity of a lifetime.