Sunday, April 23, 2023

What kind of gun would Jesus have?

The Hooples love to get fired up on Jesus, but they never really think about the things Jesus promoted. Even though the Hooples meet at the Ponderosa Bible Church they still thing greed rules, and the best solution to poverty is to starve the poor. Their old buddy Jesus was not on that page, but one thing for sure the dingers are not going to let Jesus spoil their party of hate and gun slinging. As people get mowed down by the dozens the dingers have now adopted the gun as the new cross. Soon the Jesus pictures will have a white armed Jesus with a swastika. Molding Jesus to suit their needs is something Trump taught them. Trump will soon be seen as a prophet from God. 

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