How would you know if you saw a Hooplehead?

 There are various ways to spot a Hooplehead, it is just like spotting birds. First, look in a place where Hoopleheads might be. I saw this one yesterday in a flock of them shouting their call " We the People". Are you sure it is a Hooplehead? A simple way to find out is to approach the Hooplehead. Be careful this one said he would punch me. Mostly they just bluff and are like barking dogs. OK, now you approached the Hooplehead, say in a calm voice " Would you like to talk about the truth?".  This is the make or break for the certainty you got a real Hoople. The one Kadizzle saw yesterday turned and moved away when Kadizzle mentioned a conversation about the truth. The North American Hooplehead is known by several name. This Hooplehead is of the anonymous species or sometimes what is know as the Unknown. If you hear some noise that is coming from a hidden place and it sounds like lies or right wing garbage, more than likely it is an anonymous Hooplehead. You can find them making comments with no name attached or making fake phone calls. 

If a bunch of Hooples get together they will start their mating ritual with a prayer or the pledge of allegiance. Neither means a thing to them they voted for Trump and invaded the Capitol. Starting the meeting with a good lie always gets the blood flowing for the Hooples. Now if you are out in the wild and want to spot a Hoople it is fairly easy. Look for NRA stickers, Trump junk, and of course you know you got a good one if you see a Red Maga Hat. Some other subtle signs are seeing Fox News through the window, a side arm, and then of course you have the confederate flag, and the " Don't tread on me " flag. 

Now maybe your not sure. A couple more tips. Some key sounds Hooples will make to help you identify them are Hunter Bidens Laptop, Groomers, and transgenders. Want to flush one out, just say Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, and when all else fails bring up Nancy Pelosi.

So you done your best yet you still are not sure if you got a real Hoople. Now is the time to bring up stolen elections, and conspiracy theories. If none of this works talk about fake news or ANTIFA. Say something about inflation, gas prices, or the cost of groceries. 

If you want to get close to a bunch of Hooples disguise yourself as one. Of course you got the hat and gun, that is sure fire, but you know the rest of the regalia. A goofy right wing T Shirt will always bring a Hoople out of the bushes. Try a military cap or better yet something with Veteran on it.  You might want to do what bird watchers do and keep a life list. See how many Hooples you can spot and identify.