Monday, February 03, 2020

Forgive me for I have sinned

Winky and Kadizzle went to a huge grocery store in Mesa today.  Of course Winky loves grocery stores so that left Kadizzle with nothing to do while she shopped.  Kadizzle decided to troll Trump goofs. That is what happens when you leave him unattended.  Kadizzle roamed the store pretending to talk on the phone while loudly saying what a worthless rat Trump is.  A red hat went by but Kadizzle did not catch him quick enough.  Finally Kadizzle tired and sat on one of the benches in front of the store and did some trolling.  Kadizzle sat by a lady and pretended to be speaking to someone.  The nasty talk about Trump shot out all over the place.  Just like yesterday the woman smiled and agreed.  Just like yesterday Kadizzle asked where the lady was from.  Kadizzle knows a native redneck would never disrespect Trump.  Sure enough the woman was from Wisconsin and had as little use for Trump as Kadizzle.  Yesterday the lady was from New York.  She said the people of New York have known for a long time what con man Trump is. 

As Kadizzle waited for Winky a real red hat with his wife were in the checkout line. Kadizzle could not resist. Quickly go in line and did the fake phone call.  Kadizzle was close to Mrs Red Hat and he bellowed out all the nasty stuff he could think of about Trump.  Mrs Red Hat could not take it.  She turned to Kadizzle and said are you going to buy anything or are you just going to talk on the phone. Kadizzle explained that he was just looking over the breath mints that he wanted to buy.  What could she do?  Mr Red Hat wiggled the red hat and said something.  Once they moved forward to grab the groceries.  Kadizzle said to the clerk what a menace Republicans were and she needed to help rid the country of them.  One final good shot at the Red Hat gang.  If you hear of a political killing in the Phoenix area you will no why this blog ended.  Kadizzle wants to go down in service for his country.  Not sure if Kadizzle will get a purple heart, or a lead filled heart.

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