Monday, November 30, 2015

Update on the Heart Medicine

The heart medicine settled Kadizzle down, but it was making him see double.   The eyes are now focused.  The Commander said the heart medicine may have made Kadizzle drunk.  So be it.  Since Kadizzle was under the influence of heart medicine The Commander insisted she drive to the Forest Service showers three hundred yards away.  The shower was wonderful. Getting cooked out in a nice warm shower is hard to beat one of the best experiences in life after a hard day cutting brush.  The other day The Commander served potatoes that tasted like soap. Tonight we had left over ribs and potatoes without the soap. It was a nice meal and now we are settling down for the evening.  Kadizzle is thinking of putting on the ear phones and falling asleep to meditation music.  Ah, life is good, and pointless.  Everyone have a nice evening and be thankful if you wake up alive.  If you wake up dead be thankful also.  What could be better than dying in your sleep?  One way or the other you win.  More than likely we will wake up to a wonderful clear sky with the sun shining.  If the rats don't eat the wiring on the truck it will be a victory.  To make the rodents miserable Kadizzle put a motion sensor light under the hood.  The rats are either going to be annoyed and leave the truck alone or delighted to have modern technology.   In the war against the kangaroo rats Kadizzle has employed a variety of tactics.  Under the hood of the truck are dryer sheets, cayen pepper,  and a dose of bear spray.  This is all to discourage the rodents.  Kadizzle almost forgot about the potent under hood arrangement when he had the Walmart dolts change the oil. Kadizzle warned the dolts in a nick of time that if they got bear spray on their hands and inadvertently wiped their eyes it would not be much fun.  All ended well.  So off to sleep we go in the Earth Module.  Bio Char Ken just called and told us he is planning to come down to nirvana.  So in a week or so we will all be sitting around a campfire fueled by bio char.  That is a whole additional story.  Look up bio char if you need to know. You produce your own charcoal which you put on your garden at the same time you have a nice camp fire.

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