Shack rousting The Commander

Back in the old days of coal mining there was a guy called the shack rouster. His job was to ride his white hourse around the mining camp with a baseball bat and beat on the miners house until he got out of bed.  Kadizzle used to threaten his kids that they would be shack rousted.  Usually that meant a good tickling, but it got them up.  Today is bust out day and Kadizzle is trying to shack roust The Commander.  The Commander is a professional niggifiddle.  Nigifiddles fiddle around and always get side tracked.  A Niggifiddle cannot go directly from point A to point B.  So here we sit trying to get the fuse lit on the Earth module in order to bust out of the Casino.  Hopefully one more cup of coffee and the wagon will move.  Kadizzle went over to the truck stop to fire the cannon.  Just as he was leaving the man with the fresh donuts was coming in the door.  Kadizzle held the door for him.  A food devil took over Kadizzle's brain and the magnetism of the fresh bakery goods was very strong.  It was a victory for the Lord. Kadizzle resisted the food devil and made it back to the Earth Module.