The CAVEmen

 Kadizzle lives in Payson, Arizona. Here we have a group of right wing people with no ideas and a burning desire to do nothing. We call them the CAVEmen. The Cavemen are against any kind of progress. CAVE stands for Citizens Against Virtually Everything. If there is one thing the Cavemen can't stand it is taxes. The sad truth is taxes are needed to run a town. The CAVEmen represent the broke old goats. The old goats failed finically and don't want to pay taxes. The old goats want to invest in the casino, or buy some lottery tickets to get out of the mess they are in. What works for the CAVEmen is the fact that you can sell the Hoopleheads any conspiracy theory or lie. The CAVEmen are running a slate of candidates led by Steve Otto. Steve is the guy who runs if you ask him a hard question. Steve is the guy who cuts you off if you call in to KMOG when he is lying. Hopefully normal people will vote against these poverty stricken goats.