Why is Frank, Frank?

Frank with his buddy Jeff B. are thugs for the Tea Party, but what makes them believe in the cult? Kadizzle did an experiment this morning. First he looked at normal news, Heath Cox Richardson, The New York Times, CNN, and NBC. Normal news reported the loss of Kari Lake right up front. Fox News, had stories the Republicans did well and did not mention the Trump losses the Republicans suffered. 

Do Frank and Jeff B. pay attention to anything but right wing propaganda? No, they feast on anyone who will feed them the party line. Two nut cases the Hoopleheads love won locally. Eli Crane, and Wendy Rodgers won. They are the worst candidate's you can imagine, but here in Hoople country that is what it takes. They won because of the lack of normal people in this infested area. 

It would be interesting to have Fox News call a horse race. Somehow one of the horses that crossed the finish line late would be declared the winner. Wait, that already happened Trump lost. Whoa, something is crazy here. Fox got in a lot of trouble with the Hoopleheads when Fox told the truth about Trump losing. 

Frank and Jeff B. live in a different world where Santa still brings presents and Joe Biden has a dial in the oval office to set gas prices. 

If Republicans can pull it off the whole world will be explained to us all when we get to look at Hunter Biden's laptop. 

Kadizzle has been patiently waiting for Kari Lake and Blake Masters to explain how they were  cheated out of the election. 

How will the cult react? The cult will press on with more conspiracy, more lies, and more Trump hats. 

The whole thing reminds Kadizzle of the W.C. Fields skit. Fields is in a rowboat.  As he paddles the boat is clearly sinking from a leak. Fields declares " Ah yes, the river is rising".  Yesterday the scale in the bathroom was lying again. It is a liberal scale and tried to tell me the potato and rib eye steak were making me gain weight. Congress needs to investigate the company that made that scale. Kadizzle rode the bike yesterday and walked a little, so that scale must be wrong. Hunter Biden has something to do with this. 

The best news of all is poor old Ted Cruz said " I am so pissed off". Like a fool he must have realized what happened to the Republicans. However, as a good leader of the Hoopleheads he made a great spin out of it and blamed it on Mitch McConnel. Mitch said the Republicans would lose because they picked lousy candidates? That damn Mitch always telling too much truth. Of course the Democrats were happy to help the Hoopleheads pick losers. The Democrats supported the crazies like Masters, and Kari Lake, it worked. Normal people know how to spot the insane, the Democrats capitalized on that talent. 

The reaction to Trump announcing his plan to totally destroy the Republican party will be today's big news. The more crazy Trump forces the Hoopleheads to be the better. Republicans that still have functioning brain cells are abandoning the row boat Trump is rowing. They can see the boat is leaking, and the river is not rising.