The supreme commander is down at the lake making the country safe for democracy. Meanwhile old Kadizzle is on the mountain. Kadizzle got a few minor task done yesterday. Put down the pavers again to do a better job. The professionals made fun of Kadizzle's last job.
Met another new neighbor yesterday. Meeting new people has been a great change for our new life in a new location. It must be like being in the witness protection program.
The defeat of the Hoopleheads in the election has brought great relief, but the game is not over. When that final rat Kari Lake goes down it will be like having thorn removed. Of course the King of the Hooples is going to announce on Tuesday he will make another run at being King. Seems like the Republicans have just about had it with the clown. One great report of news was all but one of his secretary of state election thugs were defeated.
Poor old Hooples will have to invent some new conspiracy theories. Kari Lake will no doubt scream she was cheated.
Yesterday Kadizzle hopped on the motor cycle to ride down from the mountain. Two vans full of college kids were parked beside the steep slope leading down the hill. As the students stood in a flock, the geology professor pointed at the rocks on the side of our road. Kadizzle drove the cycle into their midst and listened to the lecture. The professor was very good, and Kadizzle thought he came from a top notch college. He was from a community college and they were lucky to have him.
As the professor explained the layers of sediment and sandstone he mention the age of the rocks. Billions of years went by to form the material in front of us. Kadizzle wanted to ask the Jehovah's witnesses and Jesus down at the thrift store how billions of years took place in just six thousand. What would a mind high on Jesus think listening to a logical explanation of geology?
Kadizzle got to pop a few questions to the professor. One thing Kadizzle asked about was the rim. The rim is the landmark of all landmarks around here. According to the professor the rim was a retreating wall which once was over Phoenix. Very hard to imagine. Professor said it was the largest such escarpment in the world in length. You can see a lot just by looking, and you can learn a lot just by listening, a habit Kadizzle needs to work on.
Hope Frank and Jeff B. did not take the election rebuke too hard. Being a thug is bad enough, but being a losing thug is even less fun. There will be wailing and screams of distress at the next Tea Party meeting. Black Masters the local pet of Trump promised to come right to the Payson Tea Party meeting after he won. Now he can take his gun down on the border and shoot some immigrants. Eli Crane did win. Crane needs to come get a copy of the Constitution at the next meeting so he can realize the country is not founded on lying, cheating, and stealing. Fox News is going to take a blow. Thankya Jesus for normal Americans.
Today Kadizzle has a mission. For business reasons Kadizzle has adopted a bum. Finding the bum is a problem. The bum says he has more than one bum encampment. Yesterday Kadizzle went to the one bum encampment he has located. Bumore has not been at his tent for awhile. Someone or something else has been there. Kadizzle thinks a bear tore up Bumore's tent. It looks like the work of a bear searching for food, but the joint is a mess. Cold weather is hard on bums and when Kadizzle did find Bumore he said he moved into housing with a friend. Bums love Phoenix because they can thrive all year round. Kadizzle watched a Youtube video about how Finland eliminated homeless people. Finland just gave them a place to live. In our country we make the Bums meet certian goals before they get their own place. Finland figured it out. Give them a place to live, then they can meet the goals.
When Kadizzle finally found Bumore yesterday, Bumore had a job. Bless Bumore he is trying to do better. Living in a house is critical for someone trying to work. Bumore is working in a fast food joint. Of course they are going to expect him to show up showered and clean. How can you do that when you don't have a home? The supply of workers is so low the businesses will not take the homeless. Hard to understand why a bumwalker would stand in front of Walmart when he could actually make money working at a hamburger joint. Of course the greed of corporations makes sure the people who want to leave the bum profession will have a hard time of it. Wait, Kadizzle has an idea. Why not have the big chains have bunkhouses for bums. In the old days of the cowboys the rancher provided food and place to sleep. Why not have a bunkhouse for bums behind Walmart. The bums could bring back the carts, clean the parking lot, unload the trucks. In exchange the bums could have a shower, a warm place to sleep, and a drug free environment. Even the slave were given shacks to live in. So the slaves had shacks in the old days, and now we will not even give them that?
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