The Mind is Fried looking for chicken eggs

Mrs Kadizzle has explained to the old man that his mind has fizzled and the craziness is out of control. Kadizzle might have to agree. In the old days we used to hunt pheasants. The pheasant popped up from nowhere and you shot it. The real goal was to get outside and get some exercise. People who go to a room and lift weights amaze Kadizzle, how  boring.  

Kadizzle now lives at the top of a steep hill. This means going up the hill increases the heart rate. Why go down the hill? This is where the chicken eggs come into the picture. OK, they are not really chicken eggs, but golf balls. How do the two relate? If chickens can roam freely they might lay an egg anywhere. If you are the farmer you have to find the eggs. To get exercise Kadizzle finds the chicken eggs around the golf course. How many eggs a day do the chickens lay? On an average day the chickens lay four eggs. On a good day, which is usually the weekend the chickens might lay eight or nine eggs. 

Marty gave Kadizzle some good advice about picking up golf balls, don't pick up the ones that are rolling. What can you do with 200 golf balls? Giving them away is a simple solution. Kadizzle went to the golf course the other day for breakfast. Kadizzle gave the waitress 18 golf balls in an egg carton. Kadizzle told the waitress to give a golf ball to the golfer when it was time to give him his check. Tell him " here is the golf ball you lost".  Hopefully this will bring the waitress a bigger tip. 

As time goes on Kadizzle has figured out more spots where the chicken eggs might be found. It is like panning for gold or using a metal detector. 

The rules of golf are not followed closely. Often a golfer will hit his first ball into the forest, and just tee up another one. One stretch of the golf course is next to a row of homes. Golf balls rain down in the backyards and sometime lie on the street or in the front yard. 

Modern golfers often use brightly colored golf balls. That makes it more like an Easter egg hunt. 

There are competitors for the chicken eggs. One guy says he has 700. The people on golf ball street say they have a five gallon bucket of chicken eggs. 

The golf ball circuit is about five and a half miles. Now the bad news, the scale has not budged and inch.