How many crazy people are there? Way more than you ever dreamed. You may be one, Kadizzle may be one. The morning started with the usual bike ride. In no time Kadizzle met the first crazy. Crazy number one set the tone for the day. Rumors, oh those wonderful half true fantasies people invent. Talking to Crazy number one Kadizzle was informed a man he knew to be alive was dead. The rumor was a man who had no money died and left a lot of money to his son. Kadizzle knows the son. Sure enough Kadizzle ran into the son shortly after he was told the silly rumor. Kadizzle went up to son and said " I am sorry to hear about your father". Son said " What are you talking about? Kadizzle explained Crazy had just told him his father died. Son said " He must have died in the last three minutes, I just saw him". Of course son and Kadizzle knew it was an insane rumor.
Well some of the great rumor spreaders have the story going that Kadizzle is dangerous because he punched Senator Cramer. Of course this is not true and Kadizzle should have known the rumor cookers would come up with something of that sort.
Emil Kashuntz just got a terrible urge to protest today. Everybody headed down to the highway and out came the signs. Emil wanted to try his new " Debunk Fox News" sign. It must have worked some of the insane Trump cultist really got riled up with nasty words and middle fingers. It was great to have four people working the signs.
A very nice young lady showed up for a chat. It was so refreshing to speak with a young person with enthusiasm. Anonymous came, he said not to use his name. It was great having him. Maryment was protesting on the east side of the street and a stalker was giving her some grief. Anonymous is man of intimidating size and he ran the stalker away.
Back to the nice young lady who wants to join the cause she was full of life, appreciation, and enthusiasm. Was really refreshing to talk to her. Met nice young woman number two at the Democratic pot luck. Again a refreshing young woman 23 fighting to save the country from the cult. When you feel beat down nothing brings you up like a good young soldier willing to fight the Hoopleheads.
A blast of insanity invaded Kadizzle's deteriorating mind. At the soirée Kadizzle got the insane notion to give the simple dingers that drive their noise wagons a dose of their own medicine. Kadizzle took the boat horn and headed over to where the dingers congregate. Kadizzle said to the dinger who ruins the peace and quiet of the lake every night " So you like loud noises?". Then Kadizzle blasted him with the boat horn. One thing lead to another and the circus started. The dinger reved up his noise wagon and created smoke and a commotion. An argument ensued. There happened to be two truck dingers, and the situation gradually calmed down. The one dinger seemed to have more marbles than the other one. A long discussion ensued about respect. The sensible dinger and Kadizzle ultimately reached a compromise. Kadizzle explained to the hopeless dinger the concept of a significant emotional event. Somehow the conversation evolved into a political discussion. The more sensible one tried to use all the cheap Republican arguments he learned from someone. Kadizzle tried to explain to him about cause and effect. Both Kadizzle and the smarter dinger were having a good conversation and actually both seemed to enjoy it. The girlfriend of simple dinger wanted to get back to mindless teenage stuff and suggested the conversation stop.
The amazing thing that came out of talking to the dingers was their disdain for education. The dingers felt strongly college was a waste of time. The dingers said they could make just as much money being welders. Kadizzle tried to explain that life was much more enjoyable when you were educated, but that concept was hard to get across. Amazing that the Republicans have turned education into a disease to be avoided.
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