Toni J. Sprinkleton.

Tony for short is the chihuahua that is the love in joy of Cheech, Kadizzles daughter.  Fighting the Republican menace to our society is an obsession with Kadizzle, but he never thought he would have to enlist Tony's help. Reading the book Dark Matter by Jane Mayer, Kadizzle realizes how devious the billionaire class can be. The Koch brothers have used their billions and their subterfuge to destroy democracy.  How do you fight back? If you are insane, like Kadizzle, you write two letters per month to The Bismarck Tribune exposing the frauds of the Republican Party.  What if there is so much fraud and two letters are not enough?  You have to write more letters even though The Tribune only permits two per month.  Learning from the dirty tricksters of the Koch brothers Kadizzle quickly figured it out.  Write under another name.  Now this is a bit of a problem.  Every time the Tribune decides to publish a Kadizzle letter they call to check for authenticity.  Since Kadizzle has but one phone number this created a problem.  All of a sudden the clouds lifted and the answer came.  The Commander has her own cell phone number.

Kadizzle concocted a letter and sent it off to the Tribune under the name Tony Sprinkleton and gave The Commanders number for the Tribune security check.  Kadizzle who was in New York City visiting the Cheech at the time told The Commander about the scheme and warned her that she might get a call for someone named Tony.  If she got the call from The Tribune she was instructed to hand the phone to Kadizzle.   Sure enough the call came, but The Commander forgot the scheme and told them it was a mistake.  Later in the day she mentioned that someone had called her asking for Tony.  Kadizzle called the Tribune back and said Tony missed the call.  The Tribune publish the letter.  In fact the Tribune published three letters by Tony Sprinkleton.

Now anyone who reads a Kadizzle letter knows they all have a certain tone.  Almost always the letters end with a stinger for the Republicans.  Someone, and Kadizzle thinks he knows who, called the Tribune and said " You idiots, those letters by Tony Sprinkleton are from Kadizzle.  The Tribune was incensed that they had been duped.  The editor called Kadizzle and confronted him about the letters.  Yes, the letters were written by Kadizzle, but they were dictated by Tony the dog.  The editor exclaimed " We do not accept letters form dogs".  Kadizzle asked how else dogs could express their opinion if they could not dictate letters to the  editor.  Kadizzle agreed to cease helping Tony, but that was not enough for the editor.  Kadizzle was banned from writing in The Bismarck Tribune for six months.  Well, such is life.  Now if some soul would like to help save America from the greed driven agenda of the right wing all you need to do is serve as a pen name for Kadizzle.  Kadizzle will write the diatribe, send it to you, and you can submit it under and alias to The Tribune.  They will call you and have you verify the letter.  Your code name will be Emil Kashuntz.